faint - Chapter 13: I want to have sex with your girlfriend
Hazy, I tried to open my eyes, the feeling of fatigue can not be removed in any case. Yes, the absurdity of last night and the continuous driving make me the sub-health people sitting in front of the computer as a whole have only one desire at this time, that is to lie in bed.
Try to hold up the eyes of a small slit, found that at this time the room is only me, where is the mobile phone? Damn it, the mobile phone forgot to charge last night. The baby with Android must remember to recharge it at home at night. I quickly turned out my charger and turned it on. Six missed calls, four text messages.
Two of them were Xiaoshui’s, four were Yashi’s, and all the SMS were Yashi’s.
After reading the text message, I was sweating.
The first one: “Xiaoyu, you pig, can’t wake you up. We went out to play. We bought you breakfast and put it on the bedside table. Remember to eat it, Yashi love you^__ ^”I patted my head and recalled that it was true that I was called out in the morning and I put my head in the bed.
Second: “pig, Xiaoyu, haven’t you got up yet? Why did I call you to turn it off? “The third:” villain Xiaoyu, answer the phone quickly, or people will ignore you! “Fourth:” Stinky Xiaoyu, did you go to pick up girls? Come back to the phone quickly and be honest, or I’ll leave you
“I’m dizzy. I run to play by myself, and I’m worried that I’ll pick up girls. Miss Yashi, do you have a fetishism? But of course I dare not say it in person.
“Hello, Yashi! Sorry, my cell phone is out of power, eh Natural death in sleep, really did not lie to you Good, good. It’s a dog to cheat you After Yashi’s severe interrogation, I finally surrendered without any temper. I promised to wait for her to come back in the hotel and compromise to accompany her to the night market at night.
Staying in the hotel is really boring. I lie in bed and chat with Yashi on QQ. They all run to the seaside. Yashi also takes a high-definition photo with her love craziness and passes it to me. Yashi is wearing a sliver swimsuit with sliver. There is a groove and a depth! In addition, her snow-white skin is so dazzling in the sun, the graceful curve must become a beautiful scenery of the beach. My nose itches, and the impulse of nosebleed is very strong. Then there is a photo of Yashi and Xiaoshui. Then Yashi told me that they rented a three seater boat and caught a lot of lovely little crabs on the big islands and reefs far from the sea (lovely is Yashi’s adjective, mine is delicious).
Well Let me calculate. They’re five Personally, there must be a man on a ship. I don’t know who Yashi is on a ship. Don’t be with Xiaowei. He always scans my Yashi with his sharp eyes. If he is tall and powerful in the vast sea, the petite Yashi can’t resist. In case he wants to mess around, what can I do? I ask with QQ Ask Yashi, “baby, who do you have a bed with?” when I sent it out, I regretted that it was “boat” instead of “bed”. Do it! I didn’t pass the Pinyin, but I typed the wrong word. I immediately sent another word “boat”. However, after the news was sent out, there was no reply from Yashi for a long time. Damn it! Probably angry, but it’s too delicate, isn’t it?
I didn’t mean to. I don’t think I can let her like this every time. I have to be a bit manly. So I just spend 10 minutes with her 20 minutes 40 minutes When I checked again, I found that Yashi had gone offline, hateful girl! Forget it. Make it up to her in the evening.
I spent an afternoon alone in boredom. Seeing that it was time for dinner, I finally couldn’t bear to go out and buy something to fill my hunger. Just as I was about to open the door, I heard their laughter.
“Oh, thanks to the blanket, or people’s backs will be worn out.” it’s Yashi’s voice. What blanket? What’s worn out?
The moment I opened the door, I saw them talking and laughing.
“What blanket? “I asked casually.
Yashi added with a little bitterness, “when we arrived at the big island reefs, of course, we took a blanket. The rocks are very rough. I can’t stand Miss Ben’s skin.” and then she made a face at me. (actually, it’s not just the back, but the arms, knees, etc., you know…)
“In the afternoon, they didn’t know how to express their sympathy for me. I didn’t know how to answer the phone call. I didn’t know how to express my sympathy to them.
I tried my best to please Yashi at dinner, and finally achieved some small results. At least I would not be indifferent to me. At the same time, Yashi also said that if I was not sincere, he would continue to ignore me.
I said that I was really provoked by who, there is no way, such an ancient spirit of the girl friend, do not spend some thought is not good.
The night market in X city is famous for its bustling and surging crowds. If you are not careful, you will be drowned in the crowd. At night, only Yashi and Xiaowei, Xiaoshui, coco and Qianqian, heard that there is a large bar in X city, which is opening the theme arty tonight. They said they wanted to see it. So they left the three of us and Xiaowei said they were right about arty I’m not interested. I’m tired of it. So I plan to follow me and Yashi. Of course, I’m against it. But Yashili said it’s not enough to leave Williams alone. After accepting a bribe from a strawberry sundae, Yashi agreed to Williams’s “last move” request. I prayed, God? Please let Xiaowei be squeezed into the crowd and disappear into the sea of people? Is it fun to be a light bulb?
At first, the bustle of the night market, all kinds of gadgets on the stalls, and the beautiful men and women flashing from time to time in the stream of people can barely attract our attention. Of course, Yashi, dressed in a blue dress and wearing a large bow tie with blue spots on her head, is just like an elf in the night sky, which also attracts the attention of passers-by. With the growth of the road, my legs began to lose strength, but Yashi was bouncing around without stopping for three times. Seeing this, I immediately felt a kind of scalp numbness, but under the gaze of Yashi’s smart eyes, I had to try my best to put away the helpless expression and pretend to be very happy.
Ding Ding Ding! My cell phone rings.
“Little water? “I slipped away from them and whispered,” find a reason to take me away. I’ll break down if I go on this endless stroll! “
” haha, I want to tell you one thing, you will rush to us. “
” don’t play tricks. Let your farts go. “
” do you know who we saw in the party? Viki！ It’s VIKI! “
” Oh wait! What?! You’re talking about the legendary VIKI? VIKI, the ethereal singer who signed a contract with Chen Hao global audio and video company not long ago?!! “
” ha ha, that’s right! Come on, she was specially invited by Party to sing some songs on the spot today. If you are slow, she may leave the scene. “
” I Forget it, or not. Yashi wants to go to the night market. She doesn’t like the VIKI. I said she would be unhappy to see her “I made a decision in my struggle.
“Fool, just make up a reason and say that you have to leave for 20 minutes in case of emergency. In the end, reason was defeated by sensibility, and I made up my mind: “well All right! “
” come here, she’s going to sing. I’ll squeeze in to get her autograph first! “
” Hello! Get me a signature, too! Hello! Hello? “Little water hung up.
My brain is running fast. What kind of reason should I look for? Xiao Wei’s figure appeared in front of my eyes.
Yes! If you tell Yashi she won’t let me go, why don’t you
“Yashi, you go and sit in the chair in front of you. Wait a minute. I’ll go with Wei to buy something to drink. “Then I took Xiaowei and rushed directly into the crowd.
Looking back at Yashi’s murmuring, I really can’t bear it, but for my VIKI! Even if I just look at her from a distance, I will be satisfied. I’m sorry, my baby Yashi –@
“Xiaowei, there seems to be something wrong with Xiaoshui. Can you help me to accompany Yashi first? I’ll be back in 20 minutes. “
” what happened? Why don’t we go together? “
” no no need! I can go by myself! You try to help me delay, find some reasons, please, please! 」
“Well Well “
” thank you so much. You can’t tell Yashi that I’m looking for Xiaoshui. I don’t want to spoil her good mood. “Then I turned and rushed to Xiaoshui’s bar.
Just vaguely, I seem to hear Xiao Wei say, “I want to With your Girlfriend Having sex? Did you hear me wrong? I looked back, looked at the slightly upturned corner of Xiaowei’s mouth, frowned and asked, “what did you just say? “
” I said you should come back as soon as possible “, Xiaowei’s expression was indifferent.
I looked at Wei suspiciously, but his eyes were clear and clear.
Did you hear me wrong? The bustling crowd surging, my thoughts also surging.
Well, I have to admit that my auditory nerve has been a problem since I was a child. In medicine, it seems to be called auditory hallucination.
“Well, yes. Take good care of Yashi. “Xiaowei didn’t say anything, but turned around and went to the cold drink shop not far away.
I rushed to the side of the road, took a taxi to the party scene, at the same time, my heart was beating violently. I felt that something exciting must have happened. I began to look forward to it!
Xiaowei held two cups of fruit drinks in his hand, and the scene of me sitting in a taxi and leaving the dust flashed in my mind. Then a beautiful image of the blue spirit floated into my eyes.
Xiaowei’s expression is still that I hate – the corners of his mouth are slightly upturned. Like me not far away, I was wearing a duck cap bought by street stalls. The brim of the hat was very low, and the eyes of a pair of people who could not detect it were slightly cold and sharp.