Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 99:
“What?”
Mother’s beautiful and dignified face was twisted ridiculously. A pair of bright eyes were wide and round, and her lips were full of fat and powder. She twitched: “what, what, son, you! EH — “@ @
my mother burst into tears:” son, why are you so disobedient? You always make trouble for your mother. EH – EH – EH – “@ @
” mother, “
I hugged my mother and firmly said,” Mom, don’t worry, the big sauce is killing me, I, I won’t give my mother to him, my mother is mine, I love my mother Mom, “
” hi — “
my mother was like a child in my arms, with tears on her face:” son, my mother has warned you that big sauce is such a donkey. If anyone provokes him, it will be great. If the basket is big enough to make him angry, anything can be done! ”
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
The telephone on the bedside table, jingling ring, mother stopped nagging, grabbed the microphone, and before speaking, her face turned pale: “Lao Pu, you, you, hi, Lao Pu, the child is still young and unreasonable, you, you, you, forgive him once, what, Lao Pu, you Asshole, hooligan
Mother trembled to hold the microphone, listen, listen, face from white to red, and then from red to purple, and slapped the microphone: “livestock, livestock, rogue, rogue!”
“Mom,”
I put the microphone back on the phone and asked my mother, “what does the big sauce say?”
“Hum,”
mom turned the phone: “hum, shameless dog, ungrateful guy, want me to sleep with him, hum, daydream,”
“motherfucker, asshole,”
I hate to scold.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
The phone rang out again, and my mother turned her head and refused to answer the phone again.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring
“This guy who was hit by a thousand knives,”
his mother had to pick up the microphone and listen silently. After a while, her mother suddenly calmed down and asked big sauce block in a gentle voice: “Lao Pu, I ask you something about my son’s work. How are you doing? Well, what, not yet?
Lao Pu, you You really eat people’s food, but you don’t manage personnel. For such a long time, you are just dragging your feet. What do you mean, eh?
I think you don’t want to do it. Hum, forget it. Give me back my son’s file quickly. What, you don’t give it, asshole!
Hooligan!
Rascal!
“Pa – my mother dropped the microphone again, and I continued to ask my mother:” Mom, what’s the big sauce?
“This son of a bitch”
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my mother was so angry that she trembled violently: “son, your file should be put in Lao Pu’s hand. However, this soft shelled toy is just a matter of procrastination. As soon as I urge him, it’s either this thing or that thing. It’s tomorrow, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Hum, now, he’s suspended, and he can’t do it. His mother asked for his files, but he had the cheek to tell me: if you don’t sleep with him, you won’t give it to me. Son, you say, this guy is not a rascal. Alas, “
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after hearing his mother’s words, my head swelled with anger and my teeth creaked. I put my arms around my mother:” Mom, mine Don’t want the file, mom. You can’t compromise with this dog for the sake of his son’s broken file! Mom, son don’t need files, mom, son don’t work, mom, “
” Oh, son, “
my mother fondled my face with love:” son, without files, what can you do? You can’t become an unemployed vagrant. Son, my mother thought it over. If old park will return the files to his mother, mother, [email protected] @@
“No”
ring, ring, ring
“Why?”
I was afraid that my mother would reach a compromise with big sauce for my files. I couldn’t accept the cruel, dirty and stinky reality of my mother selling her snow-white and rich body for my files.
I pushed away my mother’s fat hand, grabbed the microphone first, and roared angrily: “fuck your mother, what do you want to do, what, you want to come here, fuck your mother!”
Pa – I dropped the phone, stood up: “Mom, big sauce block he, he is coming to our house, mom, quick, quick, run with me!”
“Well, where are you going?”
My mother took my hand and asked eagerly, “where can we go, son?”
“Mom,”
I helped my mother put on her coat: “Mom, go to the suburbs, mom, why do you forget that we are in the suburbs, but there is still a house? I don’t know about our house. I never mentioned it to him
“Yes,”
mom nodded: “it seems that it’s all right. Let’s go to the suburbs for a while and hide! Son, wait a moment, wait for mom for a moment. “
I pulled my mother to push the door out in a hurry, but my mother squatted down and pulled out a heavy travel bag from the bottom of the writing desk and carried it in my hand. I quickly received it from my own hand:” Mom, what’s in it? Why is it so heavy! ”
“Oh, Amway products,”
mom explained, “Amway products!”
“Amway,”
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I looked at my mother in a daze. Then, I put down my bag, opened the zipper, and looked at the bottles and boxes inside. I asked my mother with a puzzled face: “Mom, what’s the matter? What are you going to do?”
“Amway,”
my mother was eloquent: “son, my mother has nothing to do when she is free. After being introduced by my colleagues, she joined Amway MLM!”
“MLM?”
I grinned: “my dear mom, you are such a restless person. Mom, you follow the trend in everything. Mom, a while ago, you tossed flowers and plants, and paid a lot of money. In the end, you didn’t learn a lesson. You spent a lot of money and speculated in the mausoleum. As a result, you made a mess again. Mom, what dream did you have in mind and started pyramid selling? Mom, how much more are you going to pay for this time? ”
“Yo”
my mother hit my back angrily: “son, what do you say? I’m not so good at doing business, so I’m full of compensation and compensation. How unlucky, son, MLM, but it’s a good deal. My mother has already thought about it. When my mother makes Amway and makes a lot of money, she will buy a villa for my son!”
I was carrying a travel bag full of Amway products, leading the chatter, dreaming that my mother, who was making a lot of money and buying a villa, was like a pair of frightened birds and fled to the suburban house.
Push open the door, see the old aunt wearing a flower apron, is dedicated to the room, the mother was shocked, the old aunt was embarrassed to stop her work, red face, bowed her head: “second sister, I, I, nephew, you come!”
“Xiaoli,”
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my mother looked at my aunt, and then she left me. Jier, full of anger, tugged at my arm: “son, what’s going on?”
“Mom,”
I broke away from my mother’s fat hands and murmured: “Mom, little Wu Tao who doesn’t follow the right path has lost the house, and my aunt is homeless. I, I, I will temporarily put my aunt and cousin in our house. Mom, this house is idle anyway!”
“You, Xiaoli,”
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the big sauce piece of the storm has not yet calmed down, the old aunt’s affairs make her angry: “you, son, can you save mom some snacks! Ah, I don’t study anything with my mother. In total, I always insist on my own way and make my own decisions. I will do what I want. You, ah, ah
“Second elder sister,”
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looking at her mother and staring at herself angrily, the old aunt wiped her sad tears: “second sister, if you find us two troublesome, I, I, I will move out with Xiao Rui! Let’s rent! ”
“Hi, come on, come on, come on!”
Mother waved her fat hand impatiently to the old aunt: “forget it, forget it. I know that you are really hard enough. After nearly a lifetime, you don’t even have a turtle nest! Forget it, forget it. It’s already like this. Don’t you say anything like that. What kind of renting or renting? The second elder sister’s house has a vacant house, but you rent it one after another. You’re not giving me eye drops to let people say that I’m heartless and indifferent to family affection. Xiaoyan, I won’t live in this house for a long time. You and Xiao Rui should live in it. Alas, what can I do? I’m worried to death! ”
“Second aunt,”
when she heard her mother’s words, her little cousin, who had been hiding in the inner room, finally came out of the room timidly and slipped to her mother’s face. Her knees were soft and her knees thumped. She knelt down at her feet: “second aunt, your niece kowtowed to you. Thank you! Second aunt, in the future, I will be like a daughter, filial piety you, serve you! Second aunt, eh — eh — eh — “
P >” hi — “@ @
mom sighed and pulled up her cousin:” Xiao Rui, don’t, don’t do this, I can’t stand this! Is not a house, as for this, this, that what! In our city, it’s not like this. Get up, get up
“Second sister, you and your nephew haven’t eaten yet. I’m going to buy some vegetables now.”
“Alas,”
the mother did not answer the old aunt. She left her cousin who continued to thank her so much. With the arrogant attitude of the owner of the room, she took a firm step and looked at every room with arrogance, even the balcony.
“Zaza, this, this, hum,”
while patrolling, my mother murmured to me who was always following her: “Zaza, son, what a wonderful house. After deployment, my mother has not lived in such a new house and so luxurious decoration, but these poor women have taken over. Alas, poor people also have poor lives, Xiao Li My mother stopped and turned around, leaning against the balustrade of the balcony, and asked me with a serious expression: “son, tell me the truth, are you and Xiao Rui together?”
“Well,”
I nodded without concealment. My mother sneered helplessly and pinched the tip of my nose with a fat hand: “you, you, son, you are really good, hi!”
“Mom, Xiaorui is very good, mom, Lanhua, she is not my daughter-in-law. She has already let the big sauce block, give it to me,”
“well,”
mom loosened her fat hand and nodded: “but also, your aunt, this little girl, is really good and obedient. Unlike blue flower, blue flower is too frivolous and her body is not clean. How about my son You can’t have such a daughter-in-law, Xiao Li! ”
My mother turned my collar triumphantly: “since this is the case, after that, let’s live with Xiao Rui at ease. Don’t talk about this or that. All day long, I’m like a monkey monkey jumping up and down. I’m carrying a broken fan to fan around and stir up trouble for my mother.”
“Second aunt,”
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my cousin crept into the balcony and whispered, “the meal is ready, second aunt, go to the restaurant to eat!”
“Xiao Rui,”
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on the dining table, my mother was still sitting in a critical position as the owner of the room. While drinking drinks, she said to her only cousin: “in the future, you will be the daughter-in-law of the second aunt. You must live a peaceful life with my son!”
“Yes, yes, second aunt,”
my cousin replied respectfully: “yes, yes, second aunt!”
“Well,”
mom shook her hand: “no, Xiao Rui, you can’t call me second aunt any more. You have to change your tongue. You should call my mother!”
“Mom,”
after hearing her mother’s suggestion, my cousin immediately aroused her mother, and her mother happily patted her on her shoulder: “well, well, good daughter-in-law, good daughter-in-law, in a few days, my mother will give you a gold ring as a reward for changing your tongue!”
“Thank you, mom!”
“Xiao Rui!”
My mother asked her cousin, “what are you doing now? You can’t just be idle!”
“Mom,”
my cousin replied in a hurry: “big cousin, help me open a clothing store, I run it with my mother, and the business is pretty good!”
“Ready to wear shop?”
Mother disdain to say: “that can earn a few money, Xiao Rui, make Amway with mom together!”
“Amway?”
For a while, my cousin was confused: “Amway, mom, what is Amway? What does Amway do?”
“Well, um, Amway, Amway,”
when it comes to Amway and MLM, my mother is so excited that she puts down her chopsticks and grabs her cousin’s little hand. When she talks about the extravagance, she hears her cousin’s ecstasy and is overjoyed. Finally, her mother takes up the beverage can and moistens her dry throat: “Xiao Rui From now on, you are my lower limit, oh, “
my mother pointed to the dazed old aunt and sneered at me:” you, and you, are my lower limit