Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 89:
the big sauce piece is advancing with an inch, and is no longer satisfied with touching and pinching. In order to achieve the ugly purpose of having a love affair with blue flowers, he always finds out all kinds of excuses to let me go: “go, buy me a good friend’s cigarette, boy.”
the big sauce piece specially admonishes: “I tell you, you must go to the ×× shopping mall, other stores, all him It’s fake, especially the junk from the grocery store
Damn it, I took the money and scolded bitterly in my heart: “XX shopping mall is far away more than ten kilometers away. You want to support me on purpose, so that you can take this opportunity to have fun with blue flower.
Even if there were 180 people in my heart who didn’t want to, I didn’t dare to show a trace of dissatisfaction on the surface. I clearly knew what would happen to the big sauce block and blue flower after I left the room. I still walked out with the car key and pushed the door.
When I walked out of the building, I looked up. Everything in front of me completely shocked me: the chassis of the high-class horse parked in the open space of the building was padded with red bricks, and the four wheels made me cry and laugh. When I boarded, I was in a panic and took out my mobile phone: “uncle, it’s not good.” “What’s the matter?”
“Uncle, the wheels of the car are all lost. I don’t know who has unloaded them!” I asked impatiently
“Ha ha ha ha”
after listening to the big sauce, he even laughed as if nothing had happened: “ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Boy, it’s OK. Anyway, it’s a public thing. If you lose it, it’s ok if you lose the wheel. Don’t get angry and take a taxi to buy cigarettes. I’m still waiting to smoke! ”
Put down the phone, I came to the busy street, I was about to wave a taxi, saw a brand-new taxi came straight to me, creak, very accurate to stop beside me, the driver took the initiative to open the door: “in – come -” @ @
heard this tone of command, I lowered my head and looked into the car: who is so big The tone of voice!
“Enter — come –”
“ah –” @ @
my eyes suddenly lit up and I couldn’t help exclaiming: “milk milk cunt” @ @
“fuck, old Tong Xue! You’re still alive. You know me
Grandma cunt stretched out the palm of her hand and pulled me into the car enthusiastically: “Oh, oh, oh, my old classmate, it’s not easy. We’ve met again for so many years. It’s fate!”
“Fate, fate, it’s fate! I shook the car key in front of grandma cunt, and then, I told him the story just now. After listening, grandma Bi also looked up and laughed: “ha ha, good, good, good. If you don’t lose the wheel, you won’t take a taxi. We won’t meet again! Where are you going, man
“×× shopping mall, buy a good friend cigarette!”
“Oh, good friend!”
Grandma cunt smell speech, thought a time: “good friend, well, this cigarette is good, I have smoked, but, very expensive, like us this block of people, smoke a box, two boxes are still reluctant, if you smoke this all day, it can’t afford to smoke, who has how much money!”
“Grandma cunt, is this smoke so easy to smoke? My father-in-law only knows this kind of cigarette, and he only buys it in ×× shopping mall! ”
@ P > grandma cunt turned around and whispered mysteriously, “I heard people say that there are, there are, white faces in the smoke, so, haha!”
“Well, so it is!”
I nodded with relief, and grandma Bi said with a face of Mu: “brother, you are still blessed. I heard that you have become the son-in-law of the teacher Dumu. In the high-grade residential area, you live in a large house with a storey style. Your daughter-in-law is very beautiful. Alas, you are really blessed without being busy. You are not lucky to run heartbroken! People like us, in order to survive, have to work and work day and night, running and running like a live donkey. They grind around the city. At the end of the day, they are so tired that they can’t make much money… ”
I photographed the leather smelling seat: “you’re doing well, this car is worth a lot of money
grandma grinned: “man, this car is not ours. People like me can earn one and spend two, and can save money to buy a car. Hum, man, this car is rented. I sell it to others. As soon as I wake up in the morning, I open my eyes. No matter whether you want to move or not, you’ve already got a bloody debt of 300 yuan. Man, you say, do it or not, you have to do it, or else, who the hell will give you the 300 yuan! ”
“How do you do?”
I handed a cigarette and asked with concern, “Granny cunt, how is your business? How are you doing
grandma cunt took the cigarette: “make do with it, people like us, still hope to have what big fortune and expensive ah, can earn some hard money, have a bowl of rice to eat, have a glass of wine, occasionally have a big hand, hug a wild cunt, spend a night, this, also satisfied with the heart.”
I sighed: “grandma cunt, you are still the same as you used to be. No matter you are rich or poor, you will always be happy. To be honest, I appreciate your point.”
“Ah, there is no such a warm world for us! Fate is so miserable, since still want to live, do not seek happiness from oneself how to do?
Worry, what is the use of ah, is worried about death, poor, or poor ah!
But then again, the old people said that people are more important than people, they should die, goods should be compared with goods, and they should be thrown away.
Compared with you, we don’t fuckin ‘live. There’s no value at all.
However, the old people also said that there was not enough on the top and more than on the bottom. People rode horses and we rode donkeys. Looking back, there were others who did not have donkeys and walked step by step.
Man, you don’t know, I’m poor, but I’m happy, I’m healthy!
There are a lot of people who are not as good as me, man, you know!
“Granny cunt shook the steering wheel with one hand and counted them with the other hand:
many of our schoolmates in primary school had already died early.” “ah -” I immediately turned my head and looked at grandma cunt. Grandma Bi mumbled and muttered: “fuck, Lin Daqing, do you remember him, the blind guy, dead, After a lifetime of fighting, in the end, he still died in the war, which broke his forehead and died; Li Xichun died, and the war killed people, so that the public security department, blah — to be killed; Meng Fanju, dead, uremia; Wang Yuetang, dead, liver cancer; Liang Dapeng, missing, these years, no one alive, no dead body; Zhang Yiguo “My God,” I sighed from the bottom of my heart: “Oh, I’m half a ghost when I visit the old, and I’m so excited about my midgut!
grandma cunt cunning way: “less of the abuse of bad words, brother don’t understand! Oh, shit, these students in our class are all rowing and rowing. Every one counts as one. Who’s worse than you! Your life is so damn good. You live a damn good life. You want money and money, have a house, and a beautiful daughter-in-law hugs you… ”
“Come on, come on!”
Hearing grandma cunt’s face full of envy to say “beautiful daughter-in-law cuddle,”
this sentence, my heart suddenly trembled: cuddle, is cuddle!
It’s not me holding it, it’s a big piece of sauce!
When I thought about this, I waved my hand to grandma cunt, and said bitterly, “what’s my fortune, I’m so fuckin ‘” @ @
grandma cunt sarcastically: “brother, don’t cry poor, don’t worry, don’t worry, no one borrows money from you, and won’t turn to you for help. It’s a gentleman’s friend, as light as water! Why don’t you have good luck? I think you were born in a fuckin ‘blessing, I don’t know! Man, after buying cigarettes, we have to find a place to have a good drink
On the wine table, my grandmother and I talked to each other enthusiastically. Before we knew it, a bottle full of strong liquor was poured into our stomachs very evenly. The alcohol rose slowly in my viscera. Soon, my face was red, my heart was dizzy, and I was bewildered. I leaned on grandma Bi’s healthy and powerful shoulders and was drunk, He talked and talked about his life like a turtle slave in Da sauce block’s house.
“Really, man, is that true?”
Also drink red head bloated face grandmother cunt half faith.
I swore to the heaven and said, “man, old classmate, I’m so fed up with my mother’s food. Why are you kidding me! My brother-in-law, my so-called father-in-law, made an excuse and asked me to buy cigarettes for him. Then, he took the opportunity to hold my daughter-in-law, his precious daughter, and rolled over the bed. Right now, I’m drinking with you in a restaurant, and they’re humming and biting!… ”
“His mother’s –”
before I finished my words, my grandmother clapped her hands and stood up: “this son of a bitch, this is also called Dad. I think he is not as good as a four legged animal. If he eats his own things, he will eat them on his own. It’s not too dirty! It’s disgusting, man. “
grandma cunt suddenly turned around, with a breath of wine in her mouth, and pulled my collar:” man, this, you, do you recognize it? ”
@ @ P > I stood up and asked, “what do you think, according to my personality
grandma cunt pushed me to sit on the horse: “brother, you are very bloody, man, you forget, when we were in primary school, why did we fight? Well, it’s a bloody fight? Is not because I want to soak your little girl – Lin Hong! If you don’t let me soak in the fuckin ‘way, you’re going to fight with me, man. According to your temperament, I don’t think you can swallow this breath! ”
@ P > I slapped grandma cunt on the shoulder: “you know me, grandma cunt is also! There are two major enmities in life. If you don’t repay, you will not be a man: the hatred of killing your father and the hatred of robbing your wife! If you don’t take revenge, are you still a man? Man, you’re right. I can’t swallow this breath until I die. I, I, I want revenge
“Yes, revenge, clean up, scrap him, man!”
Grandma cunt Gulu drank a mouthful of white wine and pulled my sleeve: “brother, do you want me to find you a few guys, Ka –”
grandma cunt put his palm on his crotch, and made a cutting posture: “scrap him, castrate him, let this bastard king eight eggs, do Eunuch in the next life!”
I shook my head, more virulent, word for word: “man, I don’t want to scrap him all at once, I want to torture him slowly, I want him to rot day by day unconsciously, finally, I want him to live a life that is not like death, I want him to
grandma cunt put up her thumb with a smile: “OK, man, you are more cruel than me. It’s really the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead! Man, how do you want to torture him slowly? Do you have a feasible plan
I beat grandma cunt’s hard chest: “these days, I’m thinking about revenge plans for this bastard, but I haven’t come up with a better and more satisfactory plan. Today, fate makes us meet again. Grandma Bi, when I see you, my inspiration comes and the plan comes!”
grandma cunt smugly touched her head: “what plan, man
“This plan is very large and complicated. I need your help to complete my plan successfully.”
grandma cunt self mockingly said: “brother, I am a poor man, what can I help you
“Grandma cunt, although you are very poor, you do not have a formal job. However, the ruler has the short, the inch has the strong point, the grandmother cunt, because of your special living environment, creates a complex social network, it is this network that enables you to meet a group of omnipotent, all-round, all kinds of gods. ”
“Ha ha ha, ha ha”
grandma cunt chuckled out: “this is, this is, man, what can these gods do for you?”
“Grandma cunt, come here!”
I waved to grandma cunt, grandma cunt obediently extended his head, I gently grabbed grandma cunt’s dirty ears, whispered.
Grandma cunt is listening very carefully.
Listen, listen, Granny cunt’s face slowly flashed a wisp of satisfaction: “well, fuck – good, good, good idea, good plan!”
after biting my ears with grandma cunt, I held up my glass again and held it up to grandma cunt: “brother, don’t worry and dare to do it with me, this is a mutually beneficial business!”
“Ha ha ha ha”
grandma picked up the glass happily, and I touched it with a slap: “brother, wish us a happy cooperation! Cheers
“Happy cooperation! Cheers