Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 82:
“Humph, damn it.”
uncle park’s face was black and blue, and two black bear paws suddenly and tremblingly pinched their thick waist full of fat: “these wangbaxiaozi are so happy to invite them to drink and eat. Look at the bears, they are nodding and haunching, and their mouths are full of bloody New Year’s greetings. Give them gifts, Look at the goddamn virtues. They are like three grandsons and pugs. Hum, when I’m full, I’ll drink enough, and I’ll take the gift. I’ll wipe my mouth and droop my eyelids. If you talk to him about serious business, I’ll turn my face and I won’t recognize anyone. I’ll tell you all about it today, tomorrow and then
I sat in my chair with ease, puffing out cigarette rings carelessly. When I heard the chatter of big sauce pieces, I asked, “uncle, what serious business are you running to Korea so as to do something serious?”
the big sauce block felt a little tired. He sat down on the wooden bed with spit in his mouth: “boy, that’s what the hell is going on. At the border between China and North Korea, one of our gold mines wants to continue to build a mining road, and there is a small section of road that needs to pass through the territory of North Korea. The governor sent me here to discuss with the North Korean people, hoping that They agreed to let our mining road cross a section of North Korea.
If the North Koreans agree, then we don’t have to dig holes in the mountains. In this way, we can save a lot of infrastructure investment.
However, after talking with them these days, they didn’t agree or disagree. They just gave me the bloody prevarication and dealt with me.
Alas, the North Korean people are really not interesting enough. In those days, Lao Maotou gave up the mountain which originally belonged to us to the North Koreans with a stroke of pen. But today, we need to bypass that mountain for a short time. The North Koreans just don’t do it.
Oh, damn it, with the North Koreans, we Chinese people let them everywhere. Boy, didn’t you see that the border bridge should have been divided by the center, but in order to show the friendship between China and North Korea, we gave them one more bridge pier. What the hell, that’s what we did. These white eyed wolves turned their faces and didn’t recognize people Today, we have to ask him, hum, damn “Hey, hey,” I snuffed out the butt of my cigarette and said sarcastically to the big sauce block: “uncle, cross-border road building is not a small matter. If I am a Korean, I dare not agree easily, which is understandable.
Besides, the Ministry of foreign affairs should come forward to deal with this matter!
“Hey, what a piece of shit,” the big sauce piece waved his hand impatiently:
boy, just go around for a short time, a very small section, and bother the Ministry of foreign affairs. I think, if I do this, I will make a great contribution to our Province. At the end of the year, my political achievements must be very high and high, but these turtle calves are playing Meaning, wine also drank, ceremony also received, so far did not give me a clear answer, damn “Zhi – ah – the big sauce piece is chattering endlessly. The porter is pushed aside gently, and Shun Yi stealthily puts his head in, and still uses the habitual, finger hook up action to hint me to go out for a while. I nodded to Shun Yi with a smile, and said goodbye to the big sauce. Then, I crept into the quiet Corridor: “what’s up, dear comrade Shunyi?
Shun Yi pointed to my chest with a smile on his face: “Chinese comrade, don’t you want to have a badge of our great leader? Lo, I have asked for your instructions, and the leader has agreed. For the sake of the DPRK China friendship, our leader decided to give you one. Chinese comrade, come with me!”
With that, Shunyi turned around happily, and without looking back, I jumped up the concrete steps. I turned my lips and muttered in my heart: Hey, I’m just talking about it casually, but Shunyi is serious!
Alas, I can’t get rid of it. In order to show respect for the Korean people and curiosity, I closely followed Shun Yi, with a pair of colored eyes, staring at Shunyi’s not plump waist and buttocks.
“Please enter –”
@ P > climb up the cement ladder, Shun Yi pushes open a door, and waves his little hand at me: “Comrade China, please come in!”
I walked into the room and was immediately shocked by the solemn and solemn scene. It turned out that this room was the office of the guest house. After Shunyi’s proposal, in order to present me with a badge of Kim Il Sung, the great leader and father of the Korean people, the staff of the guest house dressed up the office.
In the most prominent position of the room, a bunch of dazzling flowers, red slogans, slogans, and the Korean flag are surrounded by a huge portrait of Kim Il Sung.
“Please stand up to the leader!”
Shunyi led me to the portrait of Kim Il Sung. Under the aggressive gaze of many Korean comrades, I had to draw back my playful expression, put my shoulders together, and looked at him with all due respect.
Then, from the gramophone on the desk, the solemn Korean national anthem was heard. All Korean comrades, like me, immediately stood upright in front of the portrait of Kim Il Shing. An old man who played with the gramophone handed a beautifully packed small box to Shun Yi. Shun Yi raised his hands high and held the small box carefully. Then, he turned around and slowed down Slowly came to me. When she came to me, she opened the lid of the box, and I secretly glanced at it. It turned out to be a precious and glittering gold sun imaging chapter.
Shunyi took out the leader’s badge and looked at it carefully. His face was full of excitement and happiness, which made me laugh, but I didn’t dare to show it.
Shunyi put the small paper box on the desk and put the leader’s badge on my chest very seriously. At this time, the Korean national anthem was just over.
“Ha ha, it’s really interesting.”
after the simple but very serious ceremony of presenting badges, I walked out of my suffocating office. While I was fiddling with the badge on my chest, I laughed lightly. Shunyi suddenly faced up: “Comrade China, please be strict, please respect our great leader!”
“Comrade Shunyi, I have no disrespect at all. I just feel fresh!”
Then, in order to clear up the misunderstanding, I hummed “song of General Kim Il Sung” and Shunyi’s face finally showed a valuable smile: “Comrade China, Korean songs are very good to listen to, very good!”
I stopped humming: “it’s really good, but don’t you feel, comrade Shunyi, that Korean songs are too heavy to imitate the Soviet Union, and many songs still have traces of Soviet melody more or less!”
Shun Yi shook his head: “no, no, Korean songs are definitely our nation’s and are created by our own meritorious artists. As you said,” flower girl “and” Blood Sea “and so on, many and many art works have been spread all over the world, performed in London and Paris, with strong repercussions The main ideas of great leaders’ genius have been published in the New York Times. How about, Chinese comrades, the main ideas of our great leaders, have spread to the nest of capitalism… ”
I can’t stop interrupting Shun Yi’s words: “Comrade Shunyi, you are naive. The New York Times has indeed published articles on the main idea. But do you know the truth? It’s a page bought by your country at a high price. Capitalists recognize the money, and Mao Zedong’s articles can be published in the new york times as long as they are given money. ”
Shunyi looked at me in surprise: “Comrade China, how do you know it was published at a high price
I told the truth: “Comrade Shunyi, my father has an old classmate who works in the Korean Research Institute of the Academy of Social Sciences and specializes in your North Korea. I learned from him. Don’t you believe it?”
“Comrades of China,”
Shun Yi also intentionally changed the subject: “will you still come to Korea?”
“I don’t know!”
“Comrade China, if you can still come to Korea, can you?”
Shunyi showed a smirk of flattery, and his withered fingers did not lightly scratch: “give me, bring you some cosmetics, hee hee,”
I nodded and laughed maliciously: “well, comrade Shunyi, if I still come, I will bring you some high-grade cosmetics!”
Shun Yi got excited and gently grabbed my arm with one hand: “Chinese comrade, if you can’t come, please send me some, lol,”
then Shunyi took out a small book and wrote a line in Korean: “can you send it here, Chinese comrade, how about it?”
“I didn’t say that.”
I took the paper and put it into my coat pocket. Shunyi said with an inch: “Chinese comrade, if it’s convenient, can you send me some medicine?”
Hearing Shun Yi’s words, I said in a sarcastic tone: “Comrade Shun Yi, I heard that the whole people’s free medical care is available in North Korea. Your national welfare is so good, why do you want our Chinese medicine?”
@ P > Shun Yi grinned bitterly: “free for all? This is true, but, comrade China, to tell you the truth, no matter what kind of disease we have, when we get to the hospital, there is only one drug – aspirin! ”
“Huo Huo, so it is!”
I couldn’t help laughing up: “this kind of free medical care for all people in China can also do it!”
Shunyi and I walked away and chatted. Before we knew it, we went into our own room. The big sauce block didn’t seem to give up. We went to the Korean Comrade again to talk about the cross-border highway construction. The empty travel bags were placed on the bed in disorder.
Smart Shunyi no longer talked to me, and looked at the bag eagerly, hoping to have a little unexpected harvest. Looking at her excited and anxious expression, I touched the bag at will. Oh, it was always a careless piece of sauce. I left a valuable ginseng cigarette in the innermost part of the bag. I took it out and put it into Shunyi’s hand very generously Li: “well, here’s another high-grade cigarette. I’ll give it to you.”
Shunyi almost didn’t jump up. Seeing her cheerful face, I, who was keen on making women happy, simply pulled out another travel bag of big sauce and took out the cosmetics for beauty care of big sauce block: “here, comrade Shunyi, here you are!”
Shunyi was excited to hold the fragrant cosmetics, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed: “well, Chinese comrades, I’m really sorry,”
“Hey, if you’re sorry, you’re welcome to take them all.”
I grabbed the big sauce, the small and exquisite electric shaver, and put it into Shunyi’s pocket very naturally “And this one, comrade Shunyi. It’s not very impressive, but it’s a high-end thing! RMB, more than 1000 yuan! Don’t mention it. I’m sorry. Take it. Sino Korean friendship! ”
Shunyi was embarrassed to accept my gift again, holding cosmetics in both hands and shaking my head frequently. I took the opportunity to use high-grade daily necessities with big sauce blocks to please Korean women comrades. I picked up the key chain of the big sauce block and took off the bright fingernail knife. Shunyi still shook her head. I took advantage of the situation to stick it to her chest and put it in Shunyi’s hands Then, she grabbed her little hands and helped her to cut her nails: “Wow, comrade Shunyi, your hands are so beautiful.”
“um -” @ @
when I heard my unprincipled and hypocritical naizan, Shun Yi’s face gradually turned red, trying to take back her little hands The bag fell down, his mouth was wide, and he happily kissed the back of Shun Yi’s hand: “ah, comrade Shunyi, although you don’t use any cosmetics, your hands are so fragrant, so thin, so white and so tender!”
“Comrades of China, no, no, please be steady!”
I let go of Shun Yi’s small hand, threw the nail clipper into her pocket with a slap. Then, I cradled around Shunyi’s jade neck. Shunyi instinctively tilted his head back and tried everything possible to avoid my big mouth: “Comrade China, don’t be so bad. It’s not good to be seen and punished. Comrade China, please let it go Respect
I hugged Shunyi and stuck my big mouth on her withered face. I nibbled at her wantonly. While biting, I muttered in my heart: don’t pretend to be serious with me. I give so much fun to you and her mother!
Thinking of this, I free a big palm, Chi slip, extremely rough into the crotch of Shun Yi.
“Ah, comrade China, what are you doing?”
Shunyi cried out in despair, but there was no excessive struggle. I was excited to release her extremely cheap leather trouser belt, which is also made in China: “don’t be afraid, comrade Shun Yi. It’s nothing. Sino Korean friendship, Sino Korean friendship…”
Once arrived, summer came, trees spit out new green, my never restless heart, under the strong wind, also grow tender grass
Small out a few days, back from the outing, continue to paste!