Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 53:
the new three aunts, who are bold and straightforward and coquettish, stand up with a smile and grab my arm. I can’t help but call out: “aunt three,”
“Hey, asshole.” @ @
the new three aunts slapped my chest and told me mysteriously with her look and expression The two of us could understand the implication: “hee hee, I haven’t seen it for more than half a year. I’ve grown tall and strong again. Now, I’m really a big and small guy!”
the third uncle is still untidy, with yellow fingers and choking cigarette butts: “how about learning? It’s still naughty, hehe, but yes
My Aunt smiles sweetly at me and says, “your third uncle is in trouble. Please help me!”
“What, the third uncle is in trouble, the third uncle asks me?”
I looked at the third uncle and the new three aunts inexplicably: “third uncle, what’s the difficulty for you? Please me?”
the third uncle threw away the cigarette butts and ground it with dirty rubber shoes, and sighed: “uncle is in trouble. Please come to your home!”
“Uncle, what’s the matter with you?”
before the third uncle could answer, the new three aunts cut in: “we’re in trouble again. We sell meat in the market, and we’ll find fault with anyone we see. It’s clear that we want to stand up in the market. Your third uncle can still let this, let him bully, later, we want to mix up in this market, as a result, we have a fight, your third uncle’s attack is too hard, this lengtoutouqing is disabled! ”
“What, it’s broken!”
I turned to my uncle and stared at him.
the third uncle nodded affirmatively: “Damn it, if you don’t accept it, I’ll abolish you. If I sweep my son with a spade, I’ll break his leg and become lame!”
the new third aunt ordered the tip of the third uncle’s nose: “you’ve got rid of your hatred, and you’ve become addicted to it, but can people stop it?”
the new third aunt turned to me: “xiaolizi, that lengtouqing, can’t beat your third uncle, so he limps to the police station, asking your uncle to take money to cure his leg, but your third uncle doesn’t give it, but it’s also, how can we have money, But if you don’t give them money, can they let them? No, we have to come to your house and stay away from the wind for a while. ”
I said with a smile, “aren’t you the most powerful in our hometown town? People say that the police station can’t even provoke you?”
“Go to your mother,”
the third uncle said bitterly with a smile: “this boy, even his uncle has to be sarcastic. Alas, yes, xiaolizi, the police station has opened and closed one eye to me about this little thing, pretending not to see it. However, it’s not for fun to make people disabled. It’s a serious injury, but it’s true. Of course, the police station doesn’t want to be in charge of it, but yes, the lame boy soaks in the police station every day, weeping and crying, which makes the director unable to work. Alas, the director has no way to ask me to take some money. Hum, I don’t have any money. But if I get money, I won’t give it to him. My nephew and uncle have to hide in your house first! ”
the new three aunts stroked my black hair lovingly: “which bus should I take to go to the suburbs
“Rent a house.”
the third uncle continued: “your three aunts and I can’t go home. We can sell meat here for the time being, earn some hard work and maintain our living, but yes. The house in the city is too expensive. We can’t afford to rent it. Besides, we can’t let pigs be killed in the city! We are going to rent a house in the suburbs, where the rent is cheap and it is convenient to kill pigs! ”
“All right, follow me!”
I waved to uncle and new aunt: “let’s go, I’ll take us there!”
“Let your three aunts go. I will prepare some daily necessities in the city.”
I took the new three aunts’ hands and ran down the stairs happily. Just as a tram stopped by the side of the road, I waved to the new three aunts with a smiley face: “please get on!”
We found an empty seat at the back of the car. The new three aunts sat down close to the window, and I leaned over. She asked, “how many stops do I have to take to get to the suburbs?”
I have slipped my hand to the crotch of the new three aunts: “sit down, sit down, sit patiently, until the tram never leaves, and the suburbs are here. Third aunt, this tram comes from the suburbs and goes to the suburbs again! ”
“Take it away, asshole!”
My hand in the new three aunt’s soft crotch and fat thigh wantonly grasp, the new three aunts hurriedly pushed me: “don’t make trouble, be careful to let others see, this bastard, not for a while honest!”
I helped the new aunt to rent a dilapidated red brick bungalow at a very low price on the edge of the city, near a small railway station, and on the east side of a well-known large factory across the country. I stepped into the low, damp, smelly room. I couldn’t help frowning: “Auntie, it’s like a pigsty. It can live People? ”
but the new three aunts said confidently, “xiaolizi, the house is being cleaned up. Look at me.”
With that, the new three aunts picked up a broken broom full of dust on the floor, and then worked hard to clean it up.
Looking at the new three aunts bending over and pouting fat buttocks, my color heart was boiling. I quietly took two steps forward and pinched my fat big butt.
The new three aunts exclaimed: “Oh, you son of a bitch, don’t make trouble.”
the new three aunts rubbed the fat buttocks that I pinched, while laughing: “don’t be like a monkey in a hurry. What are you in such a hurry? Wait for the third aunt to clean up the broken room and have a good time with you as soon as she cleans up the broken room To return to me, mercilessly pinched my face: “small Sao son, when the time comes, I’m afraid you can’t serve the three aunts well, keep some strength, don’t just cry for mercy
when I heard the new three aunts’ provocative words, I was so happy that I hugged the new aunts and kissed them wildly: “great, auntie, we can be together again!”
“Come on, come on, do something serious and tidy up the house first.”
Seeing that I was so tired that I was sweating and gasping for breath, the new three aunts said heartily: “nephew, forget it, you’ve got a lot of muscle in vain. I’m so tired to do this job. My eldest son, you can clean up by yourself, and you can go home and help your third uncle carry things.”
I happily gave the new three aunts a nonstandard salute. Then, I ran out of the house, jumped into the tram and rushed home.
while helping uncle to find the extra pots and pans, my mother murmured: “Alas, what has become of our family? It has become a refuge. No matter who it is, if there is something big or small, I will run to our house. Today is your aunt, tomorrow is your third uncle. It’s really bad for eight generations to put on this poor relative!”
mom’s words were poured into the ears of the third uncle who just pushed the door. The third uncle indifferently replied: “what can I do? What can I do? My eldest brother is like a father, and my sister-in-law is like a mother. Don’t mention this little trouble. If I don’t have a family, maybe my sister-in-law will have to marry me a daughter-in-law!”
my mother sneered: “although I didn’t invite you to marry a daughter-in-law, it’s almost the same. I’m busy helping you to set up a new home. It’s quilt, mattress, pot, bowl, which is not money. Don’t look at these things, you can’t afford them if you buy everything!”
“Mom – yo, OK, OK,”
I impatiently put the necessities my mother selected for my third uncle into my traveling bag and yelled to my mother, “Mom yo, can you say less?”
“The child, since he came back from his grandmother’s home last time, has changed his accent and become a bitter Liaoyang flavor,” she said
the third uncle was proud: “well, xiaolizi is the root of our old Zhang family. Of course, we should say something about our hometown
My third uncle and I finally moved all the necessities of life to a new rented house in the suburbs. Looking at the big iron pan that had just been cleaned, the new three aunts muttered: “there is a pot, but there is no coal. What do you use to boil water to kill pigs? How to cook?”
the new three aunts spread out their hands helplessly at me: “you know how to buy, buy, where to get the money?”
“What about that?”
The new three aunts said to me very seriously: “just now, when I was taking out the garbage, I saw someone sneaking into the yard of the factory to steal coal. Xiaolizi, go, let’s also steal some!”
“Ha ha, stealing coal, which is quite exciting. Let’s go!”
My new three aunts and I, carrying a broken sack, slipped quietly under the wall of the big factory in the dim night.
The factory’s courtyard wall is very tall. The foundation of the courtyard wall is built into a half arch. The residents nearby will dig out the accumulated soil under the arch, drill into the courtyard wall through the exposed cracks, and steal the hill like coal in the yard.
I saw the new three aunts very naturally lie down on the muddy ground, and slowly climb into the half arched hole under the courtyard wall. Because her buttocks are too fat and her body climbs to half, her big buttocks are extremely funny and clip in the small half arched hole: “force, no good, I’m caught, quick, push the third aunt!”
I threw away the broken sack, squatted down and pressed down on the fat bottom of the new three aunts with a smile. While pressing, I grasped and rubbed the fat buttocks of the new three aunts with Enchantment: “Hey, auntie, who let you grow such a big butt?”
Under my press and push, the new three aunts’ big buttocks finally struggled through the narrow half arched hole, and I followed and got in.
the new three aunts were rubbing the fat buttocks which were scratched by red bricks, and urged me in a low voice: “quick, quickly pick coal from the sack! Hi, this idiot, “
I picked up a heavy black block and was about to put it into my pocket. The new three aunts snatched it and threw it into the corner of the wall:” this is not coal, this is stone, fool, even what is coal and what is stone, Bai Chang is so big, “
” Yo, “
I spit my tongue at the new three aunts playfully, Then he picked up a black block: “Auntie, do you see, is this coal?”
the new three aunts nodded: “yes, you use gas at home, you never touch coal, no wonder you don’t know coal!”
My new aunt and I were busy picking up two sacks of coal and pushing them out of the courtyard wall. In this way, I pushed, pressed, scratched, pinched and rubbed out of the arch.
When I got out of the factory wall, I was about to get up when I saw the new three aunts make a strong effort. The sack full of coal and heavy weight flew to her shoulder very easily: “Wow, auntie, how are you!”
“Don’t talk nonsense. Carry your sack on your back and run quickly!”
“Ah, ah, ah”
I also imitated the posture of the new three aunts. My hands tugged at the sacks filled with coal. However, with the same weight of sacks, the new three aunts carried them to their shoulders with a whoosh, and trotted like flies, while I grinned and pulled again and again, tossing and tossing the sacks for a long time It was as heavy as a thousand catties, and it was like smearing with all-purpose glue and sticking it to the earth. As long as I tried my best, I refused to leave the ground. However, I turned back and hoped that the new three aunts could help me.
Huo — where is there any shadow of the new three aunts: ah, the strength of the three aunts is really great!
While I was sighing at my new aunt’s incredible strength, I pulled the sack stiffly and walked into the dark alley step by step.
In the dark, the new three aunts reappeared in front of me. She wiped the sweat on her forehead and took over my sack: “xiaosao egg, white Long’s stinky meat, this thing can’t be carried. Give it to me. Drag it as hard as you do. You don’t need to go home, and the sack will have to be worn out! Hi — “
the new three aunts held the sack tightly.” Hi “and the sack flew smoothly to her shoulder. I was so tongue tied:” what a great strength
“Come on, xiaolizi.”
after stealing coal, the new three aunts could not rest, rolled their arms and sleeves and started to make a fire to cook.
My third uncle and I sat cross legged on the clean small soil Kang, while sipping peanut beans, while sipping liquor, while chatting East and West.
Chatting, chatting, the topic will naturally turn to the mother’s body.
As soon as the mother was mentioned, the third uncle complained incessantly because of his strong dissatisfaction: “hum, your mother, there is no one in my heart, except you, her eldest son, no one can do it! Look at the sister-in-law of Baogong. Well, yes, when Lao Bao was just born, he had a big bag on his head. His skin was dark, and he was three-dimensional and seven ghost. His parents thought that a monster had been born and they should throw him away. However, Bao Gong’s sister-in-law refused to let anything. It was her sister-in-law who pulled him up a little bit. She said, “come on.” @ @
I refuted mercilessly: “I said, uncle, you can come on, there is no such thing at all. It’s all folk opera stories. Don’t take these as history!”
the third uncle unquestionably said firmly: “yes, yes, Baogong was brought up by his sister-in-law, and he also ate his sister-in-law’s milk!”
“No, no, it’s all folktales!”
As a result, my uncle and I argued with each other, fighting back and forth. We were red in the face and thirsty in our mouth. All of a sudden, the exhausted third uncle threw the wine bowl angrily and said, “yes, I don’t want to drink any more!”
After that, the third uncle ignored me and went to sleep alone. Hearing the noise, the busy new three aunts came into the room. She pushed the third uncle, but the third uncle refused. The new three aunts grinned at me: “Hey, look at you two. You two have a half red face for this small matter. Is it worth it?”