Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 40:
Looking at the old aunt holding one hand on the tattered underwear pulled by her son Wu Tao, the other holding her tearful face and crying in despair, I held my hands and didn’t know what to do; looking at the old uncle’s dying, but still so stupid and cunning, I really didn’t want to stay in the room where I was suffocating for another minute, I reluctantly opened the door, my cousin yelled at my back: “cousin, what do you want to do?”
“Go to the bathroom!”
After that, I slammed the door and sneaked out of my aunt’s narrow yard like a thief. Facing the biting northwest wind, I ran to the third uncle’s house.
the new three aunts were standing by the stove alone, and they were burying their heads in cutting vegetables. What made me extremely puzzled was that in such a cold winter, the new three aunts were only wearing a thin pair of underpants. I slipped behind her and put my arms around the fat waist of the new three aunts: “Auntie, I’m back!”
Finish saying, I cheat color gall, palm in new three aunt’s thin underpants, mercilessly pinch and twist: “three aunts, you are not cold ah!”
The new three aunts put down the kitchen knife and pushed and pushed with a smile, trying to break away from me: “don’t be noisy, you bastard. Don’t you see any outsiders in the room!”
The new three aunts pushed me and hugged my face. They gave me a friendly kiss: “go, go in and drink with your uncle!”
I reluctantly let go of the new three aunts and gave her a naughty smile. From her indifferent manner, I seemed to feel something?
What is it?
It’s not clear for a while.
Now, I don’t have time to think about it. I push open the door of the inner room excitedly.
In the smoke filled room, the third uncle was flushed with wine, and his mouth was full of wine. He was sitting on the Kang carelessly. He was wearing a pair of dark red, dirty and wrinkled trousers and rubbing his sleepy eyes. When he saw me come in, he said kindly, “xiaolizi, come here, drink with uncle!”
Through the choking smoke, I just noticed that there was a thin and dry old man sitting beside the third uncle, holding a glass of wine, looking at me with a smile. The third uncle saw this and solemnly introduced to me: “why, don’t you know it? This is your master!”
The third uncle put down his glass and looked at the skinny old man and solemnly pulled up his finger: “he is from Hedong. If you start from your grandfather’s generation, I should call him uncle. Fuck, you see, people are not so good, they are not small! But yes, ah, what should we do? Who let us be a generation younger than others? If you call me uncle, call him uncle! ”
I nodded quietly to this inexplicable “master” who came out of nowhere.
I still can’t understand the obscure generations of my hometown. However, the third uncle is reasonable and well founded. It can be said 300 years ago.
No matter anyone, the third uncle can give me this or that title: “this is your second uncle, that is your fourth uncle, do you know him? Look, how can you be so confused? Isn’t this your uncle Zheng? You don’t understand anything. What can I do! But yes
Sometimes, in the face of a young woman, the third uncle undoubtedly forced me to call people “old aunt”, which made me blush, and the other side was very unnatural.
Of course, there were times when I was elated. Once, a guy who was more than one head higher than me called my grandfather respectfully. I was so happy that I almost lost my breath. As a teenager, I was still a naughty boy. I was so excited that I had a “grandson” for no reason!
“The master” laughed at me, grabbed a bottle of white wine, bit the cap off with his teeth, and then sat down: “come on, Li, let’s drink!”
Without more introductions from the third uncle, I can guess that this “master” must be a friend of the third uncle. The third uncle has made friends all over the world, and his family has never stopped, sometimes even more than one.
The third uncle helped me fill a glass of white wine and told me happily: “Li, the third uncle made a fortune today. I went out with your second uncle to catch a pig. When we met an old sow with a piglet, we bought it back at the lowest price. We never thought that the old sow was not only sick, but also gave me a litter of squeaking pigs Piggy, ha, no, no one feeds pigs. I’ll find your master and ask him to serve me for a while. When I’m old, I’ll sell them. Ha, I’ll make a rough calculation. This litter of pigs can earn at least this amount! ”
Third uncle triumphantly stretched out a few big fingers, I flattered the way: “Congratulations, uncle!”
the third uncle suddenly asked me, “I heard your aunt say that you went to my uncle’s house!”
I nodded and picked up the wine glass. The third uncle gave a slight smile. On his red face, a faint disdain immediately appeared: “your uncle can’t afford it. That’s a character!”
I looked at the third uncle: “my uncle is so poor that he has no house. What kind of person is he? He should be a model figure of the proletariat.”
the new three aunts came into the house with a plate of sliced pork sauce and twisted her big fat butt. She picked up a piece of pork sauce and put it into her mouth. She chewed it sweetly, and took over the third uncle’s words: “xiaolizi, your uncle is so amazing. You don’t need film for taking pictures!”
“Ha ha ha ha”
the third uncle and the “master” laughed at the same time. The new three aunts put the sauced pork on the table, put her arms around my head and asked, “son of a bitch, what’s the matter with you, how are you doing? Where are my photos?”
I put down my glass and spread my hands: “I said, auntie, you know that my uncle does not put film for you, and what photos do you want me to ask my uncle for! You are deliberately making my uncle a fool of himself
the new three aunts loosened my neck and laughed with satisfaction. At the same time, pointing to my face, she said in a sarcastic tone: “this bastard looks like his uncle!”
the third uncle nodded definitely: “it’s like, the three generations have been taking root in the family!”
when I heard that I was connected with my beggar like Uncle, I was embarrassed and angry: “no, no, I’m not like Uncle!”
the new three aunts deliberately provocatively said: “like, everything is like, even the voice of speaking is particularly like!”
I threw away my chopsticks: “no more
seeing that I was really angry, the new three aunts immediately piled up a smiling face, hugged me like an innocent child, and dragged them to the table: “don’t be angry, big nephew, my third aunt is joking with you. No, my eldest nephew can’t be like a big uncle like a beggar. Come on, have a bite of food and calm down!”
With that, the new three aunts picked up a piece of pork sauce and put it into my mouth. While I was chewing, I was aiming at my lovely new aunt, squeezing my eyebrows, making eyes, and sticking out my tongue.
I was extremely disgusted, and my heart was very unhappy. Not only the third uncle and the new three aunts agreed that I looked very similar to my uncle, but also my grandmother.
However, objectively speaking, I do look like my uncle. I have looked at my uncle’s face many times, and then looked at myself in the mirror. I secretly said in my heart: it is undeniable that I do look like uncle in many ways!
seeing that I was a little relieved, the third uncle said sarcastically: “Li, your uncle is in town, and it’s just a lively show. Once, I passed by your uncle’s house. Suddenly, I saw my grandmother running out of the house with a red Oriental Radio in her arms. Then my uncle rushed out of the house Holding a kitchen knife, while scolding, while chasing your grandmother angrily.
I quickly stopped your uncle: brother, what are you doing?
But yes, your uncle scolded angrily: I must kill her!
I asked: why?
Your uncle said: third brother, you don’t know. Wow, this old thing is not a thing. She has money in her hand. Her old son can spend whatever he wants. I can’t borrow some from her if I don’t have money to pay her back, so I’ll move my radio away!
Third brother, do you think there is such a mother in the world?
Hey, nephew, that day, I said that I managed to persuade my uncle into the house: elder brother, yes, do you have something to say? These women are good at dancing swords. How bad it is for outsiders to see them!
Great nephew, and your grandmother is so cruel. Well, my son is so poor that he can’t eat any food. He has to move his things, but yes, what valuable things does your uncle have “Third brother,” the third uncle said with a high eyebrow, while I and the new three aunts were secretly winking. With a squeak, the door of the house was pushed open, and two people came in one after another. I knew them, but I could not name them. I only knew that they were also peddling pork in the free market. One hand covered his eyes, and the other showed a vicious look 。
“Third brother, he hit me!”
The butcher who covered his eyes began to report to the third uncle.
“You should have fucked it. Are you selling meat like that?”
Another person pointed out why he was beaten: “people clearly want to buy my meat, but you are such a tough guy. Do you do business like this?”
On hearing this, the third uncle put down his glass and slowly lit a cigarette: “forget it, it’s all a production team. If you sell less, what can he do if you sell less? Yes, well, you have to do it. No matter what you say, it’s wrong for you to hit people, but yes, I’ll see. Oh, yes, your eyes are swollen. You’re so bloody.
I think so. You give him 500 yuan.
How about you? You take this money home to have a good look at your eyes and get hurt for a few days. But yes, I’ll treat you two to drink.
If you don’t drink it now, but how can you drink it with your swollen eyes? Yes, besides, you two are still breathing. Don’t drink more and more, and lift the table for me! But yes
After the third uncle’s mediation, the man who was known as “wasting the baby” took out 500 yuan bills in front of the third uncle for the medical expenses of the person whose eyes were broken by him, and the matter was settled.
“Third uncle, you are really good.”
I sighed: “your family is going to become a police station, and all the fights are judged by you!”
“Who is your third uncle! What a police station
“Master” finished and stood up to get the spoon.
“Uncle, can you say something else? Don’t make me angry, will you
The third uncle rolled his eyes to the “master” and muttered coldly.
“How can I offend you? I’m telling the truth! You can manage everything that Chairman Mao can’t do! ”
“You pull it down!”
“Xiao Li, next year, when you come back again,” the master said solemnly to me, “your third uncle is the president of our people’s commune.”
“You go and cool off
The third uncle mumbled: “I said uncle, let’s talk and laugh. After drinking the wine, you can feed the pig to me!”
“Third brother, it’s not good.”
the second aunt who went out to catch pigs rushed into the house in a panic: “third brother, it’s not good, the pig has run away!”
the third uncle slapped down his glass, and even had no time to put on his trousers. Together with the “master”, he ran after the second uncle in the vast wilderness in the cold wind.
looking at the third uncle who gradually disappeared under the horizon, I was already infatuated. I was alone, facing the window, holding up my glass, and muttering thoughtfully: “raise your glass to invite the moon, and form three people to the shadow!”
the new three aunts beside me gave me a smile and said, “asshole, you’re using your damn words
“Since the moon does not know how to drink, the shadow will follow me, and the shadow will be accompanied by the moon for a while, and spring is needed for pleasure!”
Gulu, my neck up, a full glass of white wine will be painfully poured into the stomach, the new three aunts scared to seize my glass: “son of a bitch, how can you drink like this, will drink bad!”
“Ah, it’s OK.”
after a cup of white wine, a brief burning sensation followed, followed by uncontrollable excitement. I jumped into the arms of the new three aunts, pretending to grab the empty wine glass, but I was fascinated to scratch on her body, and the new three aunts resisted. After a while, the alcohol in my stomach began to take effect, and I felt suddenly Dazzled, whirling, plopping, collapsed in the new three aunt’s crotch, across the thin underpants, I am very happy to enjoy the new three aunts that charming soft and hot.
“You son of a bitch, you drink too much again!”
The new three aunts picked me up, and I finally got up the courage to hold back for a long time with the help of the rolling wine. I slipped my hand into the crotch of the new three aunts and grabbed the black hair which was extremely helpful to me.
“Ah — ah –”
the new three aunts were completely shocked by my comprehensive behavior. For a time, I was at a loss. I looked at the new three aunts with drunk eyes and a choking alcohol breath in my mouth, and murmured: “Auntie, let me touch it, let me touch it!”
the new three aunts are still numb: “you — this….”