Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 37
I nodded positively to the new three aunts. My uncle pushed the bicycle and got close to the meat case. The new three aunts looked scornfully at my ugly and ragged uncle with disdain: “Hey, two yo yo sticks, what soul do you want to go to the market?”
“Stroll around, it’s OK, stroll around!”
The unkempt uncle, already aware of the strange look of the new three aunts, pretended not to see it. He dealt with the new three aunts at random. Then, he continued to ask me kindly: “xiaolizi, you came alone!”
“Well, I came by myself, uncle!”
“Let’s go and stay with my uncle for a few days.”
I was hesitating. The new three aunts cut off a piece of pork very quickly. With a bang, she was like an excellent basketball player. She threw the pork into the dirty pocket of my uncle’s handlebar very accurately. Then, she told me: “go, xiaolizi, you son of a bitch, you should go It’s only right for my uncle to stay for a few days. ”
when my uncle heard the words, he bypassed the meat case and took my hand.
I turned around and looked at the new aunt reluctantly: “Auntie, then, I’m leaving now!”
“Go ahead. In a few days, when the third aunt gets on the station, she will pick you up.”
Bata, I was about to turn around, when the new three aunts suddenly hugged my face and gave me a delicious kiss. Then, she gave me a mild, shameful and excited word: “go on, little Sao Bao, asshole!”
I was excited to touch the new three aunts gave me, that slightly wet, in the cold wind, immediately turned into a piece of white frost mark, reluctantly waved to the new three aunts.
Suddenly, the new three aunts seemed to want to start something. She hugged me again and attached her mouth to my ear: “xiaolizi, you son of a bitch, when you come to your uncle’s house, ask your uncle for me, where is the picture he took for me, and if there is any, WOW! The new three aunts gave me a charming smile, and secretly gave my uncle a look, and secretly murmured: “go on, little Sao Bao, asshole, remember, you must ask for the third aunt!”
when he walked out of the bustling free market, his uncle turned around and whispered, “is she your third aunt?”
I nodded: “it’s the new three aunts, uncle!”
uncle sneered: “this little girl is not an oil-saving lamp. When the storm is gone, I know her. Before, she was a nurse in the hospital. When she was in the hospital, she had endless romantic affairs. Now, with your third uncle, in the future, it will be enough for your third uncle to drink a pot!”
I suddenly thought of the new three aunts’ request, and rashly asked the uncle: “uncle, the third aunt asked me to ask you about her photo,”
“ah, ah, ah,”
when I heard my question, my uncle’s gray cheeks flushed. He waved his hand and said with shame: “ah, ah, ah, wait for me to go home Well, just in time, you go to my house. If you find it, you will bring it back to your new aunt! ”
With that, my uncle intentionally changed the subject and began to chatter to me about their family’s trivial matters which could never be sorted out and could not be finished.
I followed my uncle’s buttocks in silence, staring at the old pudding on his buttocks that would never be sewn up, but would always be pulled.
From my uncle’s nagging words, I learned that my grandfather, who was paralyzed by alcoholism, had already passed away with sorrow.
As he said this, his uncle’s chaotic eyes suddenly radiated an irresistible Fury: “big nephew, tell me, there is a mother like your grandmother. As soon as your grandfather dies, she will sell the house secretly, carry money and go out!”
I asked my uncle in a puzzled way: “grandma is so old, still go out?”
uncle sighed: “yes, yes, big nephew, this matter has become news, people in this small town, who don’t know, wow, hum, your grandmother is now famous. God forbid, she went out and got married! You say, let’s not let people laugh at you. Alas, even those of us who are children follow her to lose face! ”
The dilapidated cottage of my uncle’s family has long been sold. Now, with the care of the people’s Commune and the party, the whole family lives in an abandoned, dark and damp classroom in the Middle School of the town.
The town middle school is located under the high dike by the Liaohe River. The strong northwest wind is roaring wildly. From the dead schoolhouse of the middle school, it howls and passes by in a strange and gloomy way. I am not sad to hear it.
Although he is so poor that he can’t even talk about his family, even if the four walls are bare, they are not the uncle’s, but belong to the town commune and the school. Now the uncle is a proletariat with nothing.
However, his uncle was still so hospitable that he lifted up the big wooden cabinet and pulled out all the apples and sugar without reservation: “eat, eat, big nephew!”
when I came into the house, my cousin Xiao Shu, who was lying lazily on the dirt Kang like a garbage dump, was laughing and grabbing up: “Oh, my cousin is so beautiful!”
Said, she rubbed to my side, a face Mu color ground stroking my coat: “this dress, which bought ah, really good-looking, wearing really handsome!”
“Xiao Shu’s mother!”
“Xiao Shu’s mother, hurry up, stir fry and cook!” the uncle yelled to his aunt, who was still dressed badly and dirty like that
My aunt spread out the dirty hands: “nothing, fried what, fried my thigh ah!”
uncle whizzed out of his broken pocket a pork that the new three aunts gave him: “well, you see, what is this?”
My aunt’s eyes suddenly lit up, picked up the pork and walked out of the door. My uncle turned around and said frankly, “big nephew, I’m not afraid of your jokes. My uncle is so poor that I don’t even have a place to live.”
“Two yo sticks,”
I was chatting with my uncle in the East and West. Suddenly, there was a lot of noise outside the house. Before ten notes, the door of the room was thumping and was pushed open heavily. Several women in their thirties and forties, who looked like farmers, rushed into the house, pointing to the tip of my uncle’s nose one after another, and yelled in a sharp voice: “two yo yo sticks, we Where’s the picture? ”
“Ah, ah, ah”
uncle cheeks and prevaricates: “wait a few days, wait for a few days, I just finished moving home, it’s too messy, things are everywhere, I don’t know where to put the photos!”
“Two sticks, you can pull them down!”
Several peasant women impolitely gathered up their uncle and yelled, “don’t tease us. If you don’t take pictures, just tell the truth honestly. Don’t be so outspoken today. Two yo yo sticks. Honestly, did you give us a picture
“Yes? But the pictures
“It’s been more than half a year. It’s photography or painting!”
“Two yo yo sticks, you’re a liar. If you take money from someone else, you’ll use a broken camera to make a comparison. Even if you pull it down, you won’t give people a picture.”
looking at the chattering women, I quietly slipped to my cousin’s side: “cousin, what’s the matter with this? What’s the picture? Why doesn’t my uncle give someone a picture?”
my cousin looked at me with a bitter smile. She jumped off the earthen Kang, pulled the cloth shoes, and dragged me to the corner of the room. She whispered, “cousin, my father doesn’t have any photos for others. There’s no film in the camera!”
cousin’s words, let me be surprised: “what, cousin, uncle he, take photos without film?”
my cousin spread out her hands and showed a helpless look: “money, let my father drink a lot of wine, can’t afford to buy film, so I’ll use the empty camera to fool people, the owner’s trick, the West’s trick. As time goes on, people can’t make it, they can’t come to the door to fight!”
Huo Huo Huo, my darling, my uncle, you are really good!
I turned around and looked at my brother-in-law in a daze: my uncle, wow, are you taking pictures like this?
It seems that the photos of the new three aunts don’t expect the uncle to “find” and “hum,”
the farmers and women are so thirsty that they finally come to the bottom of their hearts and admit that they are unlucky: “pull it down”
“two yo yo sticks, you do business like this. It’s strange that you are not a yellow shop!”
“Come on, come on.”
watching the swearing women step out of the door, my uncle called me as if nothing had happened and said, “big nephew, come on, drink with uncle!”
My uncle brought three bottles of sparkling white wine from somewhere and put them on the dirty and greasy table. Then, he happily sat on the earthen Kang and grabbed a bottle of white wine. He opened the lid of the bottle and drank it loudly in front of his mouth
My uncle even drank half a bottle of strong liquor in one breath, which made me jump in my heart: what a large amount of liquor!
Uncle was very proud to wipe the wine beads on the corner of his mouth, and then, filled me with a bowl of strong liquor: “it’s really good wine, nephew, you can try it too!”
I sat opposite my uncle. My cousin Xiao Shu was always in love with me. I watched my uncle pour two bottles of strong liquor into my stomach. I finally understood why the people in the town, including the new three aunts, all joked about uncle as “two yo sticks”.
My uncle was still in the middle of his mind: “big nephew,”
he grabbed the only half bottle of liquor left by my palm: “this liquor, give it to my uncle!”
I nodded and pushed the remaining half bowl of white wine in front of my uncle: “uncle, give it all to you. I will not drink it. The wine is too hot for me to drink, and I have a headache!”
my uncle smiles happily: “uncle is not polite!”
I suddenly felt dizzy. I looked at my cousin next to me, and suddenly felt a whirl of heaven and earth, and my body was limping backward.
Just listen to a plop, I just leaned against the wall of the paper pasted by the Kang. Suddenly, the newspaper broke open with a crash. Unprepared, I lost my balance and rolled along the fallen paper wall with a thump: “what’s the matter?”
I pulled the broken newspaper under my body and looked around in bewilderment. My cousin climbed in from the hole in the newspaper with a smile: “hee hee, cousin, this is a big classroom. For convenience, my father simply separated it with a sorghum pole and turned into two rooms. Well, this is good. You’ll be smashed at one end!”
the drunk uncle waved his hand carelessly: “no, no, it’s OK, I’ll fix it tomorrow!”
my cousin held a broken quilt and joked, “since you roll to this room, it means you want to sleep here. Come on, you can save here tonight!”
My cousin Xiao Shu pressed the quilt on my body at random, and then picked up the newspaper wall which was collapsed by me carelessly. She pulled a dirty pillow and leaned against it hastily. Then, she fell down dexterously, pulled the quilt corner and slipped to my side.
I grabbed my cousin’s arm and suddenly remembered that my cousin Xiaoxiao didn’t face up to face: “cousin, how about small?”
@ P > his cousin replied, “I went to grandma’s house to play!”
Gudong, from the collapse of the newspaper next door came the voice of Uncle collapsed, and then, I heard my aunt’s impatient murmur: “drink this cunt again, feed, dead pig, lie down well…”
Soon, I heard my uncle snoring like a stupid pig. I looked at my cousin and said, “well, my uncle can drink. No wonder everyone calls him” liangliubang “. My uncle can drink two sticks of white wine in one breath. It’s really frightening to death
when my cousin heard the speech, she turned her mouth and said, “two yo yo sticks, what is this? My father also has a nickname: add a pot
My cousin added bitterly: “my father, as long as he sees wine, he doesn’t want to die. If he drinks two sticks at one breath, he still doesn’t feel very good. He has to add a pot. Cousin, my father’s nickname, full name should be called: two yo yo sticks, plus a pot
“Ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I put my arms around my cousin’s round waist, opened my mouth full of wine and gave a flattering kiss: “ah, cousin, how fragrant you are!”
when I heard what I said, my cousin was immediately beamed with joy: “really? Cousin
is a great skill for my little goat. “Cousin, you are so fragrant, though what perfume has not been smeared, but the smell on your body is so good!”
my cousin lifted the black hair on her forehead and said with great pride: “cousin, it’s not only you, but all the people who have played with me say so. There is always a fragrance in my body!”
when I heard my cousin’s words, I was stunned: “what?”