Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 24
Grandma cunt is not always penniless, he has a lot of money tricks: ask cowardly classmates for money; I don’t know where to get a pile of scrap iron to sell to the old man scavenging; wandering in the mall, see the opportunity to hand in hand; grandma cunt also has a particularly worthy of mentioning the way to make money – gambling.
Grandma cunt’s fingers are thick and short, and they are very clumsy to do their work. However, if his hands are 54 playing cards, it is another scene. His thick and short fingers are turning the cards rapidly and skillfully, which makes you dazzled.
Immediately, grandma cunt will code good playing cards on the table: “catch it!”
Hey hey, you just grab it. Any decent good card won’t be caught in your hand. If you look at his hand, it’s all big.
“What’s the fun? I’ll give you all the money.”
I will catch a hand disorderly to throw on the table angrily.
Although grandma cunt is short-sighted, reading and writing, a pair of thick eyelids almost stick to the book, and once playing cards, his eyes seem to suddenly bright up, anyone who throws out any playing cards can not escape his mouse like small myopia.
In the end, I had to bow down and never dare to play cards with him again.
“Ha ha ha, take it, man!”
Grandma cunt complacently grinned and continued to fiddle with playing cards: “come on, you’ll learn me as a teacher. I’ll teach you how to make mistakes and how to code cards. You can catch the best trump card with your handle!”
“I don’t want to learn it. What kind of thing is this? It’s a heresy. It’s a little bit of a Diao insect!”
Grandma cunt game I have never learned hand, I did not want to learn.
After adulthood, mahjong became popular all over the country. Grandma cunt soon played mahjong thoroughly and became more and more skilled, almost reaching the level of perfection.
He can memorize the mahjong cards in his residence, and then play the dice he wants. He can often push down the mahjong cards to make Tianhe big.
“Man, the card player said that’s too much. If you want to win money, you have to find someone to cooperate with. You can guess what the other party wants from his eyes and manners. Sometimes you can play with your fingers to convey information. I hold this finger and make it look like this. Do you know what this means?”
I shook my head.
“It’s a hint to collaborators that I want six! Do you understand? ”
“I don’t understand, I don’t want to understand!”
After a lot of painstaking efforts, after the money was cheated, Granny cunt began to squander: eat, drink, whore, gamble, until all the money was digested and scored nothing left. Then, she made great efforts to find a new way to get money.
Granny cunt cheat people money, unscrupulous means, tease people to the heart of black hand, people side-by-side.
But he can cook delicious food, which I will never be able to do.
Sometimes, I was drunk by him, the floor was full of vomit, a mess, grandma cunt, very sincerely helped me to the Kang, after settling down, carefully took off my clothes, put a cup of hot water beside me, until I was sober to drink.
Then, grandma cunt picked up my dirty clothes splashed with vomit, and washed them without disdain. Grandma cunt had always been untidy, but the clothes I washed were extremely clean and tidy.
The next day, I secretly felt the money in my pocket, not a cent.
“You are quite a friend.”
I appreciate grandma’s cunt behavior from the bottom of my heart.
“Man, what is a friend? What is a friend? This is my friend, this is my friend
I nodded in agreement.
“Relatives have distance, friends have thick and thin!”
Grandma cunt continued.
“Then what kind of friend am I? How thick and how thin is it
I asked him.
“My friend, you are my new friend. Compared with Xiao Zhenqing, Zou Haibo, and other people who stick to them, you will always be inferior to them!”
“Why? I can’t catch up with them. Don’t I mean enough? ”
“No, it doesn’t mean that. You are quite generous. However, what I want to say is that Xiao Zhenqing, Zou Haibo and the main glue are my light dolls. If it comes to the critical moment, for example, you fight for something, I will not hesitate to stand by their side! This is my friend’s principle
Grandma cunt said that and did it.
I will always be his second level friend.
Grandma cunt and his bright dolls are influenced by the bad family environment, and their nature is unrestrained. Law and morality are always pale in their minds and hearts, and have no binding force.
Once, an old man was driving a cart full of bread, sausages and drinks on the road. It was a long steep slope. The old man was sweating and was very hard to push the heavy cart up the steep slope.
Grandma cunt a group see, immediately around the past, have stretched out their hands to help the old man push the car up the steep slope: “learn Lei Feng, old man, come, we help you push!”
“One, two, three, push, push
“Oh, good boy, good boy, thank you!”
The old man was very grateful.
“No thanks, no thanks. Learn from Lei Feng and do good deeds.”
While talking, several people had already quickly pushed the car up the steep slope. The old man gasped deeply and took out his towel to wipe the sweat on his forehead. When he turned to look at his cart again, the old man’s head was full of smoke. These little Lei Feng people were frantically handling the bread, food and drink in the cart on the steep slope.
“What are you doing?”
the old man exclaimed, “what are you shameless things, thieves, thieves, catch thieves
Grandma cunt arms with bundles of bread, shouting at the partners, a few small Lei Feng immediately for monkey scattered shape, running around.
“Come on, man. It’s my treat today.”
One day off, grandma cunt invited me to the railway station.
“What are you doing there?”
“You will know when you go!”
A group of us crowded noisily into a bus. Grandma hung his dirty blue coat on her cunt left arm and walked deep into the carriage with the bar. A pair of rat eyes were cunningly spying on the passengers in the carriage. Finally, we stopped by a middle-aged man in his 40s and white shirt.
“Oh, you see, what’s going on outside?”
Grandma cunt a strange cry, immediately those good-looking and lively passengers in the car all eyes to the outside of the car, grandma cunt’s right hand under the cover of the left arm jacket, quietly put into the middle-aged man’s pocket which is twisting his head to look around the car, and then, very nimbly transfer the purse to the main sticky behind him, mainly sticking the wallet, quickly Leave grandma cunt and go to the door of the car.
Grandma cunt’s brothers are gathering in the broad street square of the railway station, playing tricks with three cards to cheat people’s money. Grandma cunt invited several partners to help her.
Pretending he didn’t know his brother, he squeezed into the crowd and pulled out the money he had just stolen: “come on, I’ll take the middle one!”
Grandma cunt’s brother set off the middle of the playing card, is a red heart old K. “ah, I won, I won!”
Grandma cunt jump up: “give money, give money quickly! Three out of one. ”
Grandma cunt’s brother took out the reparation very obediently.
People are eager to try.
A young man in a gray coat and short-sighted glasses also had a desire to get rich in gambling. From his too stiff and extremely vulgar and superficial dress, grandma cunt and his brothers accurately guessed that he must have come from a small county nearby, and he was more or less a dignified and contented little man in the local area.
The young man took out a bill from the inside of the gray coat and prepared to bet. Grandma cunt leaned over her face and said to the young man, “brother, bet this one, bet this one, listen to me, bet this one, and you’re right!”
Young people are hesitating, grandma cunt a took young people’s money, throw in a card.
Grandma cunt’s brother set off playing cards again, black heart small 7, unfortunately, the young man lost gambling.
“It’s all your fault. I didn’t know you’d let me bet…”
The young man complained that his grandmother was cunt, and he took out a bill again.
“Bet this one, you bet this one, absolutely right!”
Grandma cunt and young people’s money to seize the past, throw in the playing card, needless to say, money of course slipped into Grandma cunt brother’s purse.
Finally, one time, the young man really saw the position of old K, ah, the opportunity came.
“Don’t move, don’t move. No one is allowed to move the card. I’ll bet that card. I’ll bet more this time.”
With that, the young man continued to take money out of his arms.
“Come on, come on, I’ll see how much money you have left. You can’t afford to keep it.”
Granny cunt side said while the head close to the youth’s pocket, at the same time, cover the young people’s line of sight.
“Get out of my way
Young people are not good to push grandma cunt, here, Granny cunt’s brother took the opportunity to finish his hands and feet, quickly readjusted the position of playing cards, as a result, the desperate young man lost penniless.
“All blame you, all blame you, my own money, why you give me disorderly bet.”
The young man who lost red eyes seized grandma cunt’s collar: “you compensate me, you compensate me, today you don’t compensate me, I’m not finished with you.”
“What are you doing, ah…”
Young people are entangled with grandma cunt inseparable, all of a sudden, a man flashed out of the alley, he yelled: “what are you doing!”
I follow the reputation, it turned out to be granny cunt’s big brother, that was the person who finished drinking wine and was ready to clean me up.
He crowded into the crowd: “ah, good, you gather together to gamble, don’t go! Follow me to the police station! ”
The young man thought that he was really a fair policeman and finally found a Savior: “comrades, they cheated my money together!”
“What do you do?”
Granny cunt big brother sucks a cigarette ruthlessly, coldly asks a way.
“I’m from XX county. When I came here on business, I was playing cards and watching the fun. However, this man had to let me bet money, and as a result, I lost all my money.”
“Ah, XX county’s, XX county’s Niubi! You can participate in gambling. ”
Granny cunt’s big brother threw away the cigarette butts and hit the unsuspecting young man heavily in the face. The young man staggered and his glasses slipped onto the road.
Did not allow him to relax, Granny cunt big brother one step rushed up, pressed his neck: “go, to the police station!”
With that, he pulled the young man out of the crowd and walked in the direction of the police station.
And granny cunt’s other brother and grandma cunt, as well as his friends, had already slipped into the roadside restaurant to count the money happily.
“Man, come on, have a drink!”
Grandma cunt happily said to me.
“You’re really good at it.”
I’m amazed at the wonderful acting skills of these people: “you’re really good at acting. You can be made into a movie! You are all excellent first-class actors
“Hi, you are too young to understand anything!”
Granny cunt smiles with pride.
“I don’t know anything!”
This sentence is always hanging on grandma cunt’s mouth, indeed, what they do, I will never understand!
After we had enough to eat and drink, we wandered aimlessly and dangerously in the street, but Grandma cunt turned into a narrow alley alone.
“What are you doing?”
“Find a girl to play with my new friend. I’ve promised to invite his guest for a long time.”
I heard, immediately at a loss: “grandma cunt, I fuck your mother!”
“Oh, man, I paid you to find a girl, but in the end you scolded me!”
Grandma cunt one face displeased ground says.
“He’s drunk again!”
Xiao Xiaoli said.
“You don’t want to get a girl to play with. In the past, you invited me to dinner. Today, my brother has money. I’ll treat you to play with a girl, and say, simply, play is not fun!”
I shook my head.
Zou Haibo got close to grandma cunt’s ear and whispered. Grandma cunt nodded knowingly. Then, she said to me again: “man, I know that the first time you play a horse, you must be embarrassed. I understand this. Well, let’s go home and play. How good is it to find someone to know? This is called fat water does not flow into the field of outsiders, understand? You don’t know anything
My grandmother, Zou BII, and my grandmother are walking on the bus to Xiaobi’s house, and I’m walking with Xiaobi and my grandmother.
It was a low, damp, dilapidated house deep in the earth, and with one step the door seemed to be in a cold cellar.
The room was dimly lit and poorly furnished, with a strong odor.
There was a dull idiot curled up on the black Kang, wrapped in a shiny black rag. I couldn’t tell whether this man was a man or a woman.