Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 21

My father, with his wife and daughter, swaggered back to his hometown, but I didn’t put him in my heart, nor did I pay any attention to him. However, my grandmother’s family were extremely excited.

The original peaceful life, like the dry firewood stack in the yard, was touched by my father’s little match, and then it burned up.

As soon as I saw my father, my grandfather’s gray yellow face immediately showed a valuable smile; my grandmother’s cheek was full of vicissitudes, which was full of happiness and joy; two great historians uncles completely gave up endless and meaningless disputes and respectfully shortened their elder brother; while the elder sister, who was no more than a few years older than me, was surrounded by her father’s group I am disgusted with my father’s coquetry like a daughter. However, I am not envious, because I don’t like my father at all. Only the old uncle is indescribably silent.

What’s more, what makes me puzzled is that every day, many people I have never met, let alone people I don’t know, come from all over the world to visit my father and mother with enthusiasm.

What’s more, I don’t know how hard I try. These inexplicable relatives all vie with each other, but they sincerely invite their parents to dinner.

Well, there are so many people inviting dad to dinner and drinking that everyone has to wait in line.

“Ah –”

when I saw my father and mother eat my boss today and drink Western food tomorrow. They just finished eating in the morning, they frowned and muttered, who should go to for lunch later.

When I heard my father yelling about indigestion all day long, I suddenly thought of one thing. After my second aunt got married, my two uncles and brothers separated completely. As for the widowed father, according to the local custom, three brothers worked in shifts. Each family had four months, and it was exactly three times a year. In addition, it was called “eating alliance meeting”

Thinking of this, I muttered with deep feeling: “ah, Dad, today, who should you go to eat the League meeting?”

“Ha ha”

when grandma heard the speech, she laughed and said, “this boy, this boy, how did he think of it? Your father is invited every day, so, what kind of cuts will he have with eating Cong League?”

“Hey, hey”

the seriously ill grandfather said with a pitiful smile: “hey hey, my grandson is young, but I have a lot of ideas. When I encounter anything, I have to express my feelings! You say, can I not like my grandson? ”

Every time my father went to a dinner party, my mother would take me with me. Every time I went to a banquet, it was an unusual experience, either happy, or funny, or embarrassing. However, no matter what kind of experience, I was deeply impressed. Only this point is completely the same.

“Brother,”

the room was laughing and talking, and I was thinking about who my father should go to for dinner and what kind of experience he would have. My second aunt came in quietly: “brother, come to my home for lunch today, I’m ready!”

“But,”

my father said in embarrassment, “today, I was supposed to go to your sister-in-law’s house to visit my old father-in-law. I heard that he was sick and paralyzed!”

“Elder brother,”

the second aunt cried: “brother, I know that you are firmly against my marriage. If you don’t want to appreciate it, I won’t be difficult for you!”

“Hi,”

dad immediately changed his mind: “Fangzi, how can you talk like this? Go, go, my brother will go with you now, go to your house and drink wine.”

“ah,”

er Gu was so happy that she took my hand: “go, nephew, go to eat at Er Gu’s house, Ju Zi,”

er Gu is in a rush The old lady nodded: “chrysanthemum, let’s go together!”

The big house of the second aunt’s marriage had been sold when the family was separated. The brothers went to different places. The second aunt’s father took the poor money he got and bought a humble cottage. He walked into the shabby house. The second aunt said to me bitterly, “Li, er Gu’s family is very poor.”

There is nothing wrong with it. The second aunt’s family is really poor, and the low room is empty. However, although poor, it is very clean and tidy. The poor things are arranged in order. The paper walls and ceiling are not covered with dust.

Without allowing me to answer, the second aunt confidently continued: “Li, after the Spring Festival, the second aunt will work hard and earn money. The second aunt promises to you that I will build a beautiful house one year later. My great nephew, I swear that I will build it, and,”

my second aunt is full of hope for her future life: “and, we must build gray bricks and mortar tiles Otherwise, it will not be covered! ”

The local people most admire the big houses with grey bricks and tiles, and think that is the most luxurious and beautiful house.

The second aunt’s face rose and filled with infinite longing. Her fine white jade hand stroked with pride, drawing a grand blueprint: “nephew, the area of this yard is large enough. There is no problem building a big house. After building the house, two willow trees will be planted in front of the yard. Yes, cherry trees will be planted in the yard. My nephew, you will come to my aunt’s house to eat cherry trees Peach

Hearing the second aunt’s words, my heart seemed to eat a red cherry, sweet and nourishing.

“The second elder sister is very capable,” the old lady encouraged: “the second elder sister must be able to build a big house with gray bricks and tiles. The second sister, you should build a double tile one.”

“quick, quick, quick in the house!”

The second aunt’s father was so frightened that he let his father, mother and aunt into the room. With a wave of his hands, he lifted me to the Kang: “xiaolizi, go to the Kang to play.”

The poor second aunt, however, racked her brains, and even devoted all her resources to setting up a rich banquet. Her father frowned and complained to the second aunt: “Fangzi, what’s the trouble? I’m no one else. Just eat whatever you like!”

“Oh, brother, look at what you said,”

the second uncle in a small apron, wiping his hands full of oil stains, continued: “brother’s driver, I’m afraid I can’t serve you well when I come to my house.”

then, my second aunt went to the table, picked up an oily cocoon pupa and put it into my mouth: “xiaolizi, come on, have a taste of this. It’s delicious It’s a specialty of our hometown. Oh, there’s no such thing in your house

“Wow –”

I spit out the cocoon pupa. Looking at the insect like guy, I was so disgusted that I almost didn’t vomit it out: “what kind of broken thing is this? Can I eat it?”

“Brother,”

after the last dish, the second aunt took off her apron and sat down beside her father. He took up his glass and said sincerely to his father, “brother, for the first time, let’s have a drink first!”

“OK,”

dad raised his glass and looked at his second uncle. Suddenly, he was a little unnatural and hurriedly avoided his father’s bright eyes: “dry, cheers!”

“Cheers

“Ouch,”

but the old lady was not in the mood to eat. She pulled an unfinished dress from somewhere: “second sister, who is this made for?”

“Hum,”

when the second aunt looked, her face was red and swollen. She grabbed the small clothes and put them under the Kang cabinet. Although she was young, she knew more than I did. She gave a mysterious smile to ER Gu, picked up a grain of peanut and put it into her mouth. Seeing her embarrassment, I pulled the sleeve of the old lady: “aunt, that little dress Who did the second aunt make it for? ”

“Hee hee”

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the old aunt glanced at Er Gu, then attached her small mouth to my ear: “you er Gu is happy!”

“What’s the joy?”

I asked, puzzled.

“Hi, idiot,”

My Aunt patted me on the stomach: “big nephew, your second aunt has a child in her stomach. That little dress is made for the child. When she is born, it will be easy to wear. Ha,”

ah – when I heard the old lady’s words, I turned my face and looked at the second aunt. Her cheek became more red. She lowered her head and had a look Meaning to avoid my eyes, in the hands of the porcelain spoon absentmindedly pull the soup bowl.

I took a look at the second uncle, who was courteously pouring his father’s wine.

My eyes unconsciously moved to the second aunt’s abdomen: there is a child in the second aunt’s stomach?

After a while, he (she) will be from the second aunt’s urine, drill out!

Ah, this is terrible!

Is er Gu’s urine as big as her mother’s or miss Dumu’s?

If not, when the child comes out, the second aunt will die of pain.

I suddenly remembered that night, when my father pressed his mother, my mother whispered: Lu Lu’s head is so big, when he was born, I almost didn’t swell to death!

Oh, how big is the second aunt’s pee?

What kind of urine does Er Gu have?

Asshole, asshole, shameless guy, when this idea came out, I was ashamed and embarrassed: asshole, how can you think about Er Gu’s pee?

It’s shameless. Damn it.

Second aunt, is great, is absolutely not blasphemous, don’t you forget, you are not the second aunt as the virgin?

“Uncle!”

I was thinking about it aimlessly. My big cousin’s cry came from outside the house. I turned my face. My big cousin had already entered the house. He respectfully walked to the edge of the earthen Kang. He saw his father sitting at the table, and said in a low voice: “uncle, come to my house for dinner in the afternoon. I,”

“ha,”

dad sighed:“ Can you eat it? ”

In the evening, his father was still dragged to the aunt’s house by his big cousin, belching wine while sitting at the table. On the banquet, the father, who had been drunk for a long time, took advantage of the strength of the wine to teach his peerless cousin in the production team: “Yongwei, now, you are OK. When you become the team leader, your eyes will be high I don’t know anyone! ”

“No, no,”

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the big cousin said humbly, “no, no, uncle, you have misunderstood me. The production team leader’s work is very difficult to do. In the work, it is inevitable to offend people. Alas, I have no way to do it!”

what has the final say, “

,” is still arrogant in the old lady’s eyes. When she hears her brother’s brother, she murmured to her aunt, “my eldest brother is the captain and the leader of the production team. Whatever happens, he is the boss.”

“Yo,”

Auntie did not show weakness: “he is the captain, which is true, but in front of me, he will always be my nephew, what I ask him to do, he has to do, do not believe it.”

aunt suddenly raised her voice and yelled at her big cousin: “big nephew!”

“Ah,”

when I heard my aunt’s cry, my big cousin came to me in a hurry: “Auntie, what’s the matter

“Hum”

the old aunt snorted and said scornfully, “go and scoop a bowl of water for my aunt!”

“OK,”

the big cousin didn’t dare to disobey, so he went out of the room immediately. For a moment, she came in with a big wooden ladle. The old lady took the wooden ladle with pride and looked at the little wormwood as a demonstration. Xiaohaozi’s cerebellar pouch melon raised: “hum, you can be a big brother in front of the big brother!”

“Well,” the old lady sipped the cold water and replied, “is this a big generation? I am his aunt, not to mention that he is a small production team leader. He is the county magistrate, mayor, governor and President of the state. I am also his aunt!”

The old aunt was in front of me and xiaohaozi, showing her elder’s prestige. Suddenly, at the other end of the dining table, there was a clear and crisp sound, which was immediately the father’s comprehensive roar: “bastard, asshole,”

auntie, I and xiaohaozi all turned around, and my father was furious and waved his big hands at his big cousin “Asshole, ungrateful little bunny!” he said in a loud voice

“Oh, Lao Zhang,”

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my mother pressed his father’s big palm in a hurry. His big cousin covered his red cheek in agony and bowed his head in shame.

Seeing the pitiful look of my big cousin, I can’t help but think of my terrible experience. I cast a sympathetic look to my big cousin. I know better than anyone else that Dad’s big palm is extraordinary and unforgettable.

“This, this,”

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the eldest uncle and aunt were at a loss. Dad stopped beating his big cousin, but pointed to the tip of his nose and said: “Yongwei, what a pity, this family, you are the eldest, the whole family is young, there are a lot of brothers. If you have no ability, you will be fine with your parents and brothers I don’t care at all, asshole boy. What did you say just now: do you care about others? Huo, thanks to you can say, if like what you said: generation after generation regardless of people! At the beginning, my sister, my father, the most difficult time, can not afford to support you, my father, my mother, for what to take care of you, not every generation regardless of people! My father, my mother, and you are the next generation of people, how to control you? Well? ”

“Well,”

@

the big cousin let go of his hand, and his right face reflected a few finger prints. He was still unconvinced and murmured: “grandma, grandfather, it’s my pain, I don’t care less about me, but this is also for my father and my mother!”

“Shi – Mo -”

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when he heard his big cousin’s words, his father was shaking with anger. He stood up like a big brown bear with mad hair and rushed to his big cousin.

If it wasn’t for mom’s timely stop, I’m sure that big cousin would be mercilessly torn to pieces by his big palm like a brown bear.