Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 19
My mother’s life has been in endless pursuit. My mother’s first goal is, of course, my father. My mother and father are fellow countrymen.
My mother is not as good at her lessons as her father. Her whole energy is not spent on her studies.
At first, my father didn’t like his mother. There were many girls in the school who fell in love with her father.
But once the mother has chosen the target, she must capture the prey. Her mother launched a crazy and typhoon like attack on her father: from the small town to the county, from the county to the prefecture level city, from the prefecture level city to the provincial city, and finally to get married and have children.
In the meantime, only God and Dad, as well as mother herself, knew what kind of means and magic mother used to her father.
Dad has always kept his mouth shut about it and never told anyone about it.
Pursuit is the value of my mother’s life. Whatever mother wants, she must get it. During this period, no matter what means, no matter what way, even the most shameless means, mother will not hesitate.
Mother’s relentless pursuit of her father later became a source of sarcasm and ridicule.
But my mother didn’t care about it. Let them say whatever they like. Anyway, my goal has been achieved.
After the combination of mother and father, it seems that the Tang Monk put a hoop curse on the monkey king, while the father is more like a sheep who has been thoroughly trained. He is obedient to his mother without any principle.
In front of his mother, father has no brain, no thinking, just like Wang Lu Jinger, every move is under the control of his mother.
There’s only one thing that dad and mom are exactly the same: they don’t like any animals!
The pursuit of father is only the first step in the long march. There are many grand blueprints for my mother to describe. How many fights can there be in life?
For those tempting ideals in reality, struggle, struggle.
If my mother is suddenly keen on something, no matter what benefit and significance it has for her, she will devote herself to it without hesitation.
At present, this unprecedented and violent political movement has become the most popular fashion. Joining the party has become a dream for everyone. Therefore, my mother began to pursue her madly. If she does not reach the goal of joining the party, she will never give up!
After the campaign ended like a tiger headed snake, my mother was like a ball of vent, and she was not willing to participate in any activities of the party organization. When the party organization asked her for party expenses, her mother took out a note impatiently: “hum, take it quickly. It’s one year. Don’t come to me later.”
When damuhua suddenly became popular in this city, my mother took out all her savings and went into the market like a devil. The result can be imagined. My mother once went to the sea, engaged in long-distance trafficking, and also made Amway pyramid marketing When her mother found out that others had other goals and pursuits, she would throw down the unfinished things in her hands and follow others’ buttocks again to pursue a new round.
At present, in this burning hot years, my mother is eagerly approaching the party organization, which will bring her great honor.
Therefore, mother racked her brains to realize this grand ideal.
Her mother worked actively and performed well. She carried her large awards in bundles to her home. After the political movement was over, these antiques became excellent materials for grandma to paste the walls.
It’s a pity that there is one thing that always makes my mother worried all day long.
Before liberation, my grandfather once opened a restaurant and bought some land property. My mother was afraid that others would know about her disgraceful details and delay her great future.
As a result, my mother once made a special trip back to her mother’s house, telling her parents and brothers and sisters: “if the people who engage in foreign affairs come to our house and ask you what your family background is, you can never mention the past things, just say it’s poor peasants, poor peasants, you know? Don’t spoil my affairs and delay my future
Then, good things are hard, an unexpected, not too big, not too small thing, almost did not completely ruin mother’s great future.
This is not too big or too small. I should start with my grandmother. One day, my grandmother came from thousands of miles away suddenly and was not invited to come!
Grandma was much shorter than her mother, and she was so thin that she could easily throw her into the rolling clouds in the wind.
In my childhood vague memory, grandma always wore a boundless dark gray, hand-made small hat, which even refused to take off when sleeping. Since it was put on Grandma’s head, it has not been cleaned once. There is disgusting dust in the dirty wool gap, which gives out a pungent smell of acid and decay.
In addition to eating and sleeping, grandma’s mouth, which was shriveled and shriveled into countless ridiculous lines, carried a dark black cigarette bag full of oil stains all day long. She frequently struck matches one by one, and her shriveled lips were pounding and sucking desperately. The whole room was filled with the smell of bad tobacco, and the floor was full of knocking Off the soot and the struck matchstick.
Sometimes, grandma inhaled and suddenly coughed violently, so she coughed dirty and thick sticky phlegm on the floor without any consideration. Within a day, the whole room was made a mess by grandma.
What surprised me most was that Grandma could sit on the bed with her short legs rolled up for hours, and the only thing she did was smoke and spit frequently.
In this regard, I am very puzzled: why does grandma’s legs not numb and sour when she sits upright for such a long time?
In order to verify this, I secretly imitated grandma’s appearance and tried again and again in the inner room. However, after only a few minutes, I could not hold on any longer. I had to admire grandma’s extraordinary meditation.
Like her mother, grandma never did any work in her life.
Apart from being keen on eating, drinking and smoking, grandma has no other hobbies. In her outlook on life, these are everything in life.
Grandma never eats vegetarian food. When she came to my house, she would make dumplings or bake pies. When she got tired of dumplings and pies, she sent her father to buy fish.
“What fish to buy?”
Looking at the greedy mother-in-law, the father asked helplessly.
“Sickle fish, sickle fish, I like to eat scythe best. I must buy a wide one for me.”
As she spoke, she kept on gesticulating. As she said this, her mouth was already pouring out a long saliva.
A few quarters of an hour later, my father came into the room with some hairtail. Grandma immediately threw away the big cigarette bag and went over with a high voice. She looked over and over again very carefully. At the same time, she did not worry about the smell of the hairtail. “It’s too narrow. How much meat can there be? It’s not good to eat. Why don’t you buy something wide?”
Looking at it and turning it over, grandma frowned.
“There’s no wider market than that!”
Hairtail was soon cooked by his mother, and it was put in the middle of the table with steaming heat. Dad went to the mall to buy a bottle of high-quality liquor for grandma.
Grandma had been sitting in front of the table, scratching her ears and preparing to enjoy those hairtail fish which she thought was not ideal. Her two small eyes were greedy and dead staring at the dish, and the two eyes almost jumped out of their eyes and fell into the dish.
She gladly took the white wine bottle handed over by her father: “Oh, this wine is not good to drink. I asked you to buy the king of sorghum, and the wine would be good!”
“We don’t sell the kind of wine you want. We can’t buy it!”
Dad said helplessly.
Grandma stretched out her chopsticks, took a large piece of fish and put it into her shriveled mouth. Then, her yellow cheeks began to laugh: “ah, yes, it’s really good. Although it’s a little bit narrow, the taste is still OK.”
After swallowing the fish, grandma drank a mouthful of white wine. Her lips kept clicking, and the sweet and mellow aroma of wine was tasted happily.
“Ah, ah! Oh
Suddenly, grandma screamed.
“What’s the matter?”
Mother quickly put down the chopsticks and asked.
“Ah, ah, card, card, stuck!”
Grandma’s mouth was wide open and groaned in pain.
“Come on, get some sugar!”
Mom yelled at Dad.
Dad ran to the kitchen to get the sugar jar. Grandma swallowed half a jar of white sugar at one breath, but it was still helpless. The damned fish bone was always stuck in grandma’s narrow throat and refused to slide down. This is the merciless Revenge of the innocent hairtail to grandma.
Under all kinds of helpless, father had to take grandma to a nearby hospital to see a doctor.
Grandma is not only gluttonous, but also keen to show off herself. In the daytime, she would slip into the corridor to do business with her neighbors. Whenever she had a chance, she would be very excited and boast: “you know, my family used to be a restaurant. That money can earn a lot of money. We not only bought a lot of gold ingots and gold jewelry, but also bought a lot of the best value The land of money is rented to others for farming. At the end of winter, I collect rent from house to house. Now it’s no good. My land has been distributed and the hotel has also joined hands.
But my old boss is the manager of the hotel, where the salary is the most!
I drink every day and have meat!
Although the land has been distributed and the hotel has been confiscated, I still have a lot of gold ingots in my hand. These gold ingots are enough for me to eat and drink for a lifetime. No, I can’t spend and eat all my life! Except for Jin Yuanbao, all the invalid gold yuan coupons in our family were packed in hemp bags, but there was no place to put them. They all let me to the wall. ”
Hearing this, the mother, who was cooking in the kitchen, suddenly burst into anger. She dropped the big spoon that had just been heated and rushed out of the kitchen. The tiger called grandma into the room with a fierce voice.
“What are you talking about! Well, you’re afraid people don’t know, do you? Will you let me know? All my work is in vain
Mother’s face was black, and the veins on her neck were protruding. She drove grandma into the inner room, and then slammed the door tightly, forcing her to the corner of the wall.
For a while, my grandmother couldn’t figure out: “why, it’s wrong for me to say that my family has money? Well, I said I was a beggar
“Mom, what do you know? When is this
“When, no matter when, no matter who is the emperor, the rich people are popular?”
“Mom, I won’t tell you, you have no culture, you don’t understand anything!”
The more they quarreled, the more fierce they became. Grandma grabbed her small package in a rage: “Damn it, I’m not staying. I’ll go home!”
No matter how his father mediates, it is of no help. The father, who was about to break his mouth, finally had to hide and sigh.
“Damn it, this is my fuckin ‘daughter! Ah, you two wolf! Motherfucker
Mom comes second at home.
Mother lay on the bed in the inner room, sobbing: “let her go, let her go! It’s quiet
“Well, damn you, what a wolf! I can’t live without you. I’ll never go to your house again in my life!”
Mother’s epilepsy suddenly broke out, only to see her “ow” a scream, and then flopped down on the floor of the inner room, stiff and stiff, like a comprehensive corpse, father see panic to mother to the bed, desperately pinching her people.
“Don’t worry about her. It’s all fake!”
Grandma murmured disapprovingly.
With that, she didn’t want to look at her mother again. She turned around, pushed the door open, and slipped downstairs.
I was climbing on the balcony, looking around aimlessly. Suddenly, I saw my angry grandmother with her small package in her arms, her head bowed and her head down. Her two ridiculous short legs took dazzling small steps, and two tiny feet that seemed to never touch the ground kept pounding. In a moment, there was no trace from me At the end of the stone road.
Usually, mother’s epilepsy always occurs at the most critical moment: when quarreling with others to the point of being in a dilemma and at the end of the road, she yells and falls to the ground, frightening the enemy to disperse; when selecting advanced workers in the unit, it suddenly finds that there is no famous name on the red list of honor, and the mother under the indignation is there In public, she fell on the floor of the meeting room, and the whole scene was suddenly comprehensive, so the unit leader had to readjust it. In the classroom, when she had nothing to do with the students, she also used this method in a hurry.
Later facts confirmed grandma’s conclusion: “she was all faking!”
Mother finally sobered up, Dad took every care to settle her down, and then rushed to the railway station to look for the gambled grandmother.
In the dark of the night, my father and grandma crept into the room. Grandma left her old bag on the bed. Without saying a word, she sat quietly at the table where her father had already filled her with rich dishes, and chewed and swallowed as if nothing had happened.
“Go to bed. It’s too late. I have to go to work tomorrow.”
Dad yawned and muttered helplessly.
In the morning of the next day, my mother was still very sorry to send grandma back to her hometown. On the way, my mother’s purple face was as cold as ice, and she didn’t even say goodbye to grandma.
After sending away the grandmother who always couldn’t control her own mouth, my mother and father were busy from morning to night. Even if they got into the bed, they did not stop discussing many key technical issues about how to join the party as soon as possible.
In the early autumn of this year, mom and dad finally got what they wanted. Facing the bright red party flag, they both raised their fists and shed a series of excited tears.