Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 152:
Talking and laughing, the old aunt and the new three aunts, who were busy and sweating all over the table, served plates and plates of delicious dishes one after another on the table. The third uncle put down his mobile phone and winked at the people. They all sat around the table. The third uncle picked up the bucket and filled each person with a glass of liquor. The new three aunts just came and warned with concern “Third, you should drink less. You don’t know if you have diabetes. Why don’t you love yourself?”
“Ah, it’s OK.”
the third uncle took up his glass: “my nephew is here, can I not drink more? Come on, nephew,”
the third uncle slapped my glass: “Hey, I’d like to drink with my nephew. It’s interesting, my nephew.” @ @
the third uncle said to the public: “yes, white tiger, many times, I can’t say him!”
the crowd laughed and jeered: “third brother, you are a famous Dali theorist in the whole town, how did you let your nephew down?”
the third uncle took a sip of his wine: “it’s not enough to do it. I’ve been defeated by my great nephew for a long time. I’ll always be a white tiger if I talk about astronomy and history. Ha ha, I can do it!”
the people looked at me in an unconventional way: “this boy, fierce
“Sister in law,”
the third uncle said to his mother with a smile on his face: “sister-in-law, why are you still angry with me?”
my mother mumbled: “unless I don’t come back, every time I come back, I will make you half angry! Third, if you treat me like this again, I will never come back! ”
I glanced at my mother: “Mom, uncle, that’s a joke with you, mom, do you know, uncle is asking someone to get Uncle out!”
but my mother didn’t buy the third uncle’s account at all: “your uncle made trouble in front of the town government and was arrested by the Public Security Bureau
“Sister in law, you,”
after hearing his mother’s words, the third uncle’s face sank: “sister-in-law, how can you say that? He is also your brother, but yes, get, get, get,”
suddenly, the third uncle began to smile bitterly for this reason, and then turned to the people: “well, don’t be blind and white tiger, drink!”
“Third elder brother,”
when people were drinking, I was drinking, and I was blowing and beating. The old aunt quietly came to the third uncle and whispered mysteriously with his big ear. The third uncle raised his hand: “Oh, that’s it, old Juzi, let him in!”
the old lady agreed, like a loyal minister, Xin walked out of the living room door, and soon led in a tall, thin, pale middle-aged man.
I saw the middle-aged man modestly to the third uncle, at the same time, respectfully called: “third brother!”
the third uncle said without expression: “little plum, please sit down and have a drink!”
The third uncle pretended to be enthusiastic, and then took up the cup to pour the wine.
“Third brother, don’t drink, I’ve finished my meal already!”
Little plum waved his hand and whispered, “third brother, I’m here today…”
“Well, I know, little plum, you’re here to collect the rent, right?”
“Hey, third brother, you said, what kind of rent, rent, how ugly, that is, that is, the price of the room. It’s not my own business Third elder brother, how many intersections do you have? Symbolically hand in a little bit. Third brother, if you don’t hand in at all, I can’t hand over in front of the leaders! ”
“Yes, little plum, how can you be embarrassed by the third brother?”
the third uncle lit a cigarette: “Xiao Li, I have wanted to discuss this matter with you for a long time, but I think I can’t speak sometimes. I’m short of face, and I’m embarrassed to say some words when I get to my mouth!”
“Third brother, look at what you said. What can’t be said between our brothers?”
“Yes, since you are here today, I’ll take this opportunity to say everything that should be said Old chrysanthemum
The third uncle made a look at the old aunt standing at the table: “old Juzi, go to the inner room and find the account book for me. I’ll settle accounts with brother Li!”
the old lady immediately got up and went to the inner room. Soon she slipped out again, holding a tattered, sticky and greasy little book in her hand. The third uncle reached out and turned it over for a moment, and then handed it to Xiao Lizi: “brother, take a good look at it yourself. Since I took over the yard, it has taken more than two years to repair it Gaigna, but yes, it cost me tens of thousands of dollars. At the beginning, we agreed that the rent was 10000 yuan a year and 20000 yuan in two years. What should I do with the maintenance costs I spent in the past two years? ”
after taking over the account book, Xiao Li glanced at the account book and frowned suddenly: “third brother, this, how can this be included in our account?”
the third uncle puffed out a smoke ring and said calmly: “it can’t be counted on my account. If the house is not repaired, the rain will leak; if the heating pipe is not changed, there will be no gas supply. How can we spend the winter? The workers can’t stretch out their frozen hands. How can we work?”
“But over the past two years, you have to symbolically
the third uncle pinched out the cigarette butts and said, “little plum, I’ll give you a lot of rent. As for the maintenance costs, the town has promised to pay me back! I’m building a house for the town government! You can’t watch it fall
Xiao Li put down his account book in disappointment and stood up: “third brother, I can’t be the master of this matter. I’ll report to the leader tomorrow to see what the leader means. Third brother, you can drink slowly. I’ll go first!”
the third uncle said hypocritically, “Xiao Li, why are you busy? Drink some wine before you leave
“No, I have something else to do!”
With that, little plum walked out of the living room without looking back.
looking at the back of the little plum, my mother put down her chopsticks, curled her red lips, and sneered at the third uncle with disdain: “Lao San, you really have your own, such a big yard and so many houses. You have spent more than two years in vain. Not only do you not pay the rent, but in the end, people will have to give you money. It’s a big world. There’s no need to be surprised! ”
“Sister in law,”
the third uncle replied coldly: “you know what? Who is in vain, how to use it in vain, how much should I pay for the rent? I can’t repair the house for him in vain. I’m stupid. I can repair the house for others and drink a few dishes, but yes!”
“Ha ha, third brother, what have you repaired?”
The old aunt suddenly opened the details of the third uncle: “third brother, you are also called repairing a house. You can put some cement on it, and then insert some knives. Which house is also called repair? How can you spend tens of thousands?”
when I heard the old lady’s words, my mother glared at the third uncle, and said with a smile: “third, I’m convinced. No one can get you. You’re really amazing!”
the third uncle sighed, lit another cigarette, took a few breaths in silence, and seemed to murmur to himself: “how can’t we use money?”
For a long time, the third uncle came up with a sentence: “now, you can get money by moving your fingers. It seems that there are a lot of money in cold hands. There is no such thing as this one or that one. But yes, if you look back, you can’t get it right Come on, come on, xiaolizi, drink, drink. What the hell is wrong with today? It’s bad luck and bad luck to be a debt collector early in the morning. But yes, after a while, I’ll go to bed after drinking. I won’t do anything. I can’t play mahjong. If I’m in a bad mood, I’ll lose! But yes, “
” Oh, my third brother, you are really blessed. You can drink it in the morning. Hey, count me in
A fat man slipped into the living room and hugged uncle’s neck affectionately. He tried to get rid of him: “go there. He’s so rude. He looks like a child. Fat man, how are you recently?”
“Good, good, third brother, I wish you good luck!”
The fat man sits on the sofa with his buttocks, and then makes the sofa collapse completely.
“This is my master!”
The third uncle pointed to the fat man and introduced to me: “we are a workshop, he leads me!”
“Oh, yes, third brother, you are really joking. I dare to be a master for you! I dare not kill me
“Master, workshop, leader?”
Hearing the introduction of the third uncle, looking at the fat man’s authentic steel worker’s dress up, I looked at the third uncle in bewilderment, and my mother also looked at the third uncle. Ji Er, as if gnashing his teeth, asked: “third, you resume work, you go to work again?”
“Ah, what’s the matter?”
The third uncle glanced at his mother with great pride: “I implemented the policy, and I went back to work in the steel plant. I am a proud working class! What, sister-in-law, this, can’t it
my mother sighed helplessly: “I was completely convinced. In those years, the second job was lost. He petitioned for more than 20 years, but he didn’t even get a result. But, you, alas, I took it!”
I was excited to hold his big hand: “how did you get your job back?”
uncle intended to change the topic: “what’s this? My files are still in the factory. Of course, I have to implement the policy for me. Don’t mention these things, worry, drink, drink, but yes,”
“upset,” the fat man happily pointed to me: “your uncle, not only have you resumed work , 20 years’ salary, one-time pay, ha ha, 20 years’ salary, Zaza
“Go, go, go.”
the third uncle patted the fat man’s finger: “twenty years’ salary is quite a lot, but I didn’t get that much myself. Everyone drank!”
The third uncle continued: “ha ha, damn it, I became a working-class overnight, wearing a suit and going to work like that. The director of the workshop assigned me a job. How can I do it? Yes, I haven’t even screwed a screw in my life, and I haven’t touched any movers and pliers in my life. I can’t do it. I just stand there. It’s noon. It’s time to eat. Someone invited the workshop director to have a meal. Seeing me in a suit and standing upright, he thought I was a leader and had to drag me to dinner together! ”
“Ha ha ha ha!”
The crowd couldn’t help laughing, and my mother couldn’t help grinning.
the third uncle was more interested: “the workshop director said to me: Mr. Zhang, would you like to do something else? I said: Director, I can do nothing but drink and play mahjong!
At this moment, the director of the workshop made a worry: how can this be done? What can you do?
Oh, I remember. Look at the switch. It doesn’t need hands or brains. Just look at it with your eyes.
I said: OK! I’ll look at the switch
“But after watching it for a few days, I didn’t feel interesting. I couldn’t stay. But yes, there were a lot of things to do at home. I didn’t want to show him the switch here. I went to the workshop director: Director, I want to retire!
He said: you are not old enough to retire!
I said: you give me a way to do a sick retirement, after the event, I will thank you very much.
The director of the workshop felt that I was the same as me, so he said: don’t do anything if you don’t retire. You can go home and stop. I’ll send someone to send it to you when you open the fund.
So I went home.
But yes, “yes, no one is as good as the third brother. If there is a class, there is no need to be on duty. There must be a special person to give him wages.
“The fat man finished, and took out a stack of banknotes wrapped with notes from his arms:
here, third brother, this is your salary, this is your pay slip, check it!
I don’t care if I’m wrong!
“Check what to check,” uncle took the money and put it into his coat pocket: “Damn it, I’ve treated almost all of this salary. I’ll invite him to drink in the restaurant if he’s going to give me the salary. The workers all know that when they pay me, the big guys rush to send me the salary. If they can’t get a job, they are still angry. Fat boy, it’s your turn today la
“Well, third brother, it’s my turn. I haven’t come for months!
uncle chuckled at the fat man: “later, after drinking, I have to take a taxi to take you back! But yes, “
” third uncle, “
three pants carelessly broke into the door. Before he could sit down at the table, the third uncle waved his hand:” three pants, you’re driving here. It’s just right. Do something for me! ”
“What’s the matter?”
Three pants put pieces of meat in his mouth and asked. Uncle three handed a small note: “go to the county, find this man, and get two sticks out!”
three pants took the note and looked at it carefully: “OK, uncle, I’m going now!”
“I’ll go too.”
I put down my glass and, despite the dissuasion of my uncle and aunt, I followed behind the bottom of my pants and got into the car.
I grabbed the note and drove the car with three pants. After a lot of twists and turns, I finally met my uncle. When the relevant personnel took the note and indicated that he was free again, he looked at the note in the hands of the police. He was stunned, but he firmly shook his dirty head like a haystack: “no, no, I won’t go out. I’ll detain me for 15 days It’s three days away. If I don’t go out, I must squat for half a month. I can’t afford this favor! ”
I looked at my brother-in-law bitterly: “uncle, you, alas -”
We had a good time yesterday, from 1:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
An informer of the Public Security Bureau, who specializes in probing into other people’s illegal behaviors, reports them and obtains benefits, finally gets his revenge. A guy who has been reported by him and has been in prison for three years has been cleaned up. The revenger doesn’t want his life. If he only has a kidney, the informant will be basically abandoned.
A few years ago, I was also stung by this informant, and reported to the public security department for the crime of gathering people to commit adultery. It happened that I was not at home and escaped a robbery. Later, I was punished four times and ended up with nothing.
Deserve it, deserve it!