Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 139:
In the distance, there was a sharp scream from the tractor. In the dull carriage, I cheered. I pushed the door open and jumped out of the car excitedly. I grabbed the straw and ran to the tractor: “friend, help, friend help!”
While I was running, I was shouting, at the same time, waving my thick arms: “friends, help, friends help!”
The tractors were driven by two young peasants, one fat and one thin, one tall and one short, one black and one white. They had only one thing in common, that is, they were kind-hearted and plain dressed.
Not like those roadside scoundrels, as well as the stutterers in the way, ferocious and vicious words.
The tall young man carried a thick cable in his hand, which seemed to be the cover of a hotel, telling people what kind of business they were doing.
They wander around the jungle all day, looking for cars stuck in the mire. After negotiating the price, they help the driver pull the car out. This is an extremely rare opportunity to earn money.
Taking advantage of the good opportunity when the highway has not been repaired, the local residents, Eight Immortals crossing the sea, show their magic powers, try their best to get money from the hapless drivers, some collect money by means of robbery in broad daylight, while others block at the road entrances, intercept vehicles and extort money; however, the two young farmers rely on their own drag Pull the machine and make money.
In contrast, they make relatively clean money, they pay the labor, help drivers solve the difficulties.
I quickly ran to the front of the tractor: “friend, help, our car is stuck in the mud.”
“If you can, you have to pay for it.”
The young man said calmly, “we have seen you wandering around in the woods for a long time. Why didn’t you find a guide when you just got off the road? Do you think you can get out of the woods? ”
I don’t speak any more.
When the tractor drove to the front of the car, the tall youth jumped down and tied the car with the cable. The tractor roared and sprayed strong smoke, making every effort to pull the heavy car like a tug of war.
The car pulled out of the mud again.
“My friend, how can we get out of this forest?”
Iron egg asked as he took out the money.
The young man sincerely told Tiedan: “brother, if you go west from here, you can find the road if you see a big temple and then walk along the brick wall of the temple.”
but I was worried that the car might get bogged down. So I suggested to two young people, “Hello, friend, I’ll give you more money. You are responsible for dragging us all the way to the road.”
“Big brother, it’s quite far from the road. We have to drag more cars in the woods before dark to earn more money.”
Tiedan fully agreed with me: “yes, yes, my friend. You can drag us all the way to the road with your tractor. When you get on the road, you can pay us together!”
under our repeated pleadings, the two young people had no choice but to drag our car and drive towards the road.
With the help of the tractor, the car in the muddy jungle, suddenly seemed a lot easier, we finally saw the hope of escaping from the jungle, the mood was a little better.
After driving more than ten kilometers, a temple really appeared in front of him, lying alone on the wilderness. It was indeed an excellent place for practice. He was far away from the crowd and was not disturbed by the numerous worldly affairs, although it was somewhat desolate.
As the car drove towards the brick wall of the temple, several young men, with their heads full of thieves and evil faces, rushed out of the shade of the forest, and waved their hands to us fiercely: “don’t go, don’t go, stop, stop!”
“What’s the matter?”
Iron egg asked.
“What’s the matter?”
A thin young man with a sharp chin and a pair of blinking mouse eyes called out in a hard male duck voice: “this is our farm land. You can’t go there without money!”
Seeing this, the two young men driving the tractor jumped down one after another and met them with a big smile on their faces: “forget it, they’re unlucky enough. They’ve been wandering in the woods for most of the day. The car got stuck once on the left and once on the right. It’s so dark! Forget it, let them pass
“No, it’s so white that my farmland will be in vain.”
the tall young man took out a pack of cigarettes and handed it to his sharp chin: “if you don’t give them face, don’t you give me a face? We all live in the same village. Tomorrow, I’ll buy you a box of good cigarettes, isn’t it?”
he took the cigarette slowly and pointed down: “come on, for your sake, pull it down!”
the tall young man waved to me eagerly: “don’t go quickly!”
When I heard the cry of a tall young man, I drove at full power like a thief. The car bypassed several young people with cold faces and ran away.
“Ah – ula, ah – hooray…”
The car finally drove onto the flat and wide road, the engine returned to normal operation, humming rhythmically and smoothly, groaning like a serious illness.
We seem to have escaped from the hell, deep breath, a great sense of rebirth!
For the first time, Tiedan’s face broke into a smile: “this damn Ah… ”
Because he was too excited, he said incoherently: “this is not easy. I thought I couldn’t get out today.”
“Yes,” I turned the steering wheel happily. “I thought I had to spend the night in the woods today.”
“Li Ge, escaped from this ghost place,”
Tiedan excitedly proposed: “we should well congratulate you!”
“I agree with you.”
I am the first to say yes.
“You know how to drink!”
Renhua girl pretended to be contemptuous and said to me, “I don’t drink much, I drink more!”
“Hello, big brother, come down to have a meal!”
Next to each other, the hotels on the road were decorated with ugly and poor quality houses. They tried their best to wrap up the terrible appearance. In the end, it was like an ugly woman wearing a cheap crown.
The huge, bright red and colorful mask is like a fat woman’s big butt, clumsily and coquettish in the evening wind.
In front of the shop stood a group of young women with rough skin and fat waists, but they were heavily made-up and showy. They waved their rigid and fat arms, and frequently sent beautiful autumn waves to the passing vehicles: “come on, big brother, come on!”
I just stopped the car, a young woman immediately jumped on the car pedal, put her head into the driver’s cab, and her black face covered with powder and grease almost stuck to my cheek: “brother, have a meal!”
“Eat, of course, you have to eat, but miss, you go down first, how can I open the door?”
I frowned and yelled at the young woman.
The young woman held the door of the car and said, “brother, come on, our hotel has all kinds of dishes! Come on, our restaurant, the size of the dishes is large, the price is cheap, you will be satisfied with it! ”
“Do you have meat dishes?”
I asked obstinately, at the same time, a pair of color eyes maliciously stare at the seductive woman.
The woman gave me a wild smile: “brother, there are meat dishes, of course, there are meat dishes, which have rice but no meat dishes!”
“Hey, do you have any meat?”
“Yes, all kinds of meat!”
“Hey, is there human flesh?”
the woman put her arms around my neck: “big brother, isn’t it? It’s not human flesh. Do you want to eat it
“hee hee,” the crowd jumped out of the car one by one.
In the hotel hall, there are six or seven young women sitting side by side. All of them have been made up deliberately. However, it’s a pity that they are not in the main. They make me look like a fish out of water.
They chirped like hens and kept yelling, and from time to time they winked at the diners.
“If you want something to eat, please order!”
The owner’s wife came to our table. I took the recipe she handed over and looked at her quietly. I found that she looked sad. I pretended to read the menu, and I secretly looked around the dining hall. With years of experience in wandering the society, I felt that the atmosphere of this hotel was somewhat unknown.
“Drink, drink, drink, fuck…”
There was a loud and mean voice nearby. I followed the reputation. A group of young people in the inner room were having a good drink. Several escort girls were entangled by them and screamed.
A fat man, who had already shown seven points of drunkenness, yelled obscenely: “come on, miss, drink, drink, we’ll do him another 500 times later!…”
“Hee hee, oh, big brother, don’t pinch me. Oh, it hurts!”
Another lame, thin and lame, the young man was impatient and yelled impolitely at the owner’s wife here: “fuck, stinky girls, quickly mix us a cold dish!”
Hearing this, the unhappy landlady walked into the kitchen reluctantly. The lame youth immediately followed her and slipped into the kitchen.
“Oh, what are you doing? Oh, don’t make a fool of yourself! Oh, my dear, the landlady’s hoarse cry and the lame youth’s wanton laughter soon came out of the kitchen: “ouch,”
“Hey, hey, hey”
when the landlady came to our table again, her clothes were not neat and her hair was scattered. I ordered a few fried dishes at random. She sighed and went back to the kitchen and told the little chef to cook for us 。
@ P > Tiedan asked me, “what wine to drink?”
I waved my hand and said, “no, why not
Tiedan looks at me in a puzzled way.
I answered word for word: “iron egg, according to the feeling, I think we went to the wrong door, this hotel, the situation is not quite right! Iron egg, after a while, the dishes come up. We should finish our meal and fill our stomachs as fast as we can, and then we can leave as soon as possible!… ”
Before saying that, the door of the hotel was heavily knocked open, and a disgusting young man rushed into the inner room: “Oh, big brother, it’s not good. The second one quarreled with others when he was playing billiards in the billiards room. He stabbed people with a knife. Now he is arrested by the police station. Let’s find a way to pick him out.”
the fat man who had been drunk immediately put down his glass and pushed aside the escort girl in his arms: “brother, the young man is very kind of a brother. We can’t just look at it and ignore it. Come on, everyone can raise money and get him out!”
More than ten minutes ago, this group of people who were still talking nonsense like the sea and the sky. At the moment, as soon as the word “money” was heard, it was like eggplant hit by frost, and their heads were all hung down, and the room suddenly fell into a terrible silence.
“Why, when bragging cunt, a top two, a move when the real Zhang, all the motherfucker dumb!”
Seeing the people on the table full of wine, no one would like to “raise money” to pay for it. The fat man could not help but curse and spit at the stars.
Several young people with a rogue face at the table muttered timidly: “brother, I really don’t have money!”
“I don’t have money to come here and have a drink of chicken feather wine!”
“Let’s go, let’s go!”
I put down my chopsticks, stood up and urged the iron eggs beside me: “iron eggs, quick, don’t eat, open road!”
@ P > Xiaoshi reluctantly put down his chopsticks and walked out of the hotel slowly and reluctantly: “brother Li, people have not eaten yet!”
“Little stone, we can’t eat this meal any more. Don’t you see that those guys who drink red eyes can’t raise money, they may have to get it over our heads!”
When I got into the cab, I explained to everyone that they didn’t have any words. Obviously, they didn’t have enough to eat. I didn’t understand why I left the table full of food and went on the road in a hurry.
In order to ease the dull atmosphere, I faced the small mirror and joked to the girl behind me: “Ren Hua Ge Ge Ge, can you really drink? It’s amazing
“Well, brother Li, what is this wine?”
Renhua girl said disapprovingly: “brother Li, you will know when you arrive in Inner Mongolia. We Mongolians, how to drink, you may not have seen it.”
“How do you drink it! What’s new about it
girl Renhua held up the hot water cup: “we have a rule of drinking in Inner Mongolia. Before eating, every guest in our Inner Mongolia will take up the wine cup and pour it into his mouth, but he can’t swallow it. It’s like brushing her teeth and gargling her mouth. Before drinking, you have to gargle with alcohol!”
“Wow, it’s amazing.”
I exclaimed, “well, I can’t practice it. How hot it is!”
“We have many masters of drinking in Inner Mongolia.”
girl Renhua complacently said: “compared with the master, we are nothing. Brother Li, my cousin, is good at drinking. Not only does he have a large amount of wine, but he doesn’t eat vegetables when he drinks. He is dry all the time. He’s looking for a partner whose father can drink more. Once, he boasted in front of his father-in-law: Dad, I don’t have to eat vegetables to save money. Yesterday, I drank eight Liang wine and only ate ten peanuts. ”
“Yes, it saves money!”
“His father-in-law asked his father-in-law a secret answer
“His father-in-law, eat five!”
“No, LIGO, you’re not right!”
Renhua girl shook her head, took out a salted duck egg and gently peeled it: “brother Li, his father-in-law smiles at my cousin. He takes out a salted duck egg from the cupboard and shakes it in front of her son-in-law: boy, do you see, it’s this salty duck egg that I’ve been drinking for half a month. Up to now, I haven’t stabbed the yolk yet!”
“Ha ha ha ha!”
Renhua girl’s story immediately attracted a burst of laughter.
“Ha ha ha ha!”