Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 124:
Granny cunt did as expected. At noon on Saturday, the big smoker drove a battered sidecar motorcycle without any license plate. He ran leisurely out of the gate of the military academy and swaggered along the suburban road. When the motorcycle was moving at full speed, suddenly, a jingle without any license plate flashed out in front of him The old jeep came straight to the motorcycle. The unprepared heavy smoker flashed the motorcycle to the side of the road in a hurry. Due to the excessive force, he only heard a thump. The smoker and his motorcycle rolled down to the deep roadbed: “Damn, who, um, how can you drive like this?”
It’s really a God’s eye. The smoker rolled over the steep slope, but he didn’t get any harm. What’s more, to my surprise, the smoke ghost quickly jumped up and slapped the soil on his body, while swearing and swearing: “Damn, who the hell drives this car? Well, I’m not finished with him!”
When the heavy smoker struggled to climb the road, the broken Jeep without license plate had already disappeared. The smoker was angry and scolded again. His face gradually showed a painful look. One hand had to cover his stomach, and the other hand, facing the taxi, shook desperately: “stop, stop!”
The big smoker got into the taxi and went straight to the hospital. My grandmother cunt and I, who were sitting in a nearby restaurant and drinking and chatting, could see it clearly. My grandmother cunt grinned bitterly: “Damn, what the hell is going on? I didn’t kill him. It’s over. It’s over. I lost my chain! Well
“Well, it’s messed up!”
Looking at the taxi, I spread my hands, a kind of ominous omen, rushed into my heart: “over, this, but it’s over, grandma cunt,”
I grabbed grandma cunt’s broken Lapel: “grandma cunt, can’t let him live, can’t let him live, can’t let him open his mouth to speak, understand?”
grandma cunningly shook his head: “this, this, he was admitted to the hospital, no one can do it for the time being, man, you don’t see that he is free temporarily, can walk can be put down, don’t you see him one effort to cover his stomach, I guess ah, his internal organs must be broken, after a while, will have to attack,”
grandma biting Gnashing his teeth, he cursed: “Damn, he can’t live, absolutely can’t live…”
“Fuck you, you’ve ruined my business!”
I push away grandma cunt, a blank in the head, ears buzzing: eyes Venus shooting: over, over, this guy does not die, Fan Jing is more or less ominous!
It’s over, it’s over. This guy isn’t dead. What can I do!
“Lao Zhang, don’t go in a hurry!”
See me up to go, grandma cunt to jump up, my appellation, had a qualitative change, at the same time, dirty face, also special strict up: “Lao Zhang, you, so go!”
looking at grandma cunt’s overcast black face, I no longer call him brother-in-law, but angrily call his nickname: “grandma cunt, I don’t go, what are you doing?”
I glared at grandma cunt fiercely, from his expression, I know, he is to let me fulfill the promise, but, grandma cunt, grandma cunt, I’m sorry, you didn’t kill the big smoker, I, can’t fulfill the promise!
“Lao Zhang, if you want to go, you can do it.”
grandma cunt stretched out a dirty black hand: “to go, leave the car behind before you go!”
I broke away from my grandmother’s cunt palm, turned around and left: “look at what you do, it’s good to want a car!”
“Lao Zhang, you,”
see me step out of the private room, in public, grandma cunt dare not wantonly make a mistake, had to endure: “you, you, Lao Zhang, you, too careless, OK, OK, you go, tomorrow, let’s talk about it!”
I didn’t have the leisure to do meaningless entanglement with grandma cunt. I pedaled down the stairs and ran out of the hotel without looking back. I got into the car and went back to Fan Jing’s villa distractedly.
As soon as I entered the door, Fan Jing looked at me coldly. I pretended to be indifferent and shook the car key in my hand with a smile: “Hey, my respected queen, what would you like to eat today?”
As I asked, as I approached Fan Jing’s side, my fingertips touched her towering chest.
Fan Jing raised her white hand and beat the back of my hand severely: “take it aside, be serious!”
Seeing that I was still smiling, Fan Jing’s little nose snorted coldly, and stretched out her little hand to grab my lapel: “you, give me an honest account, what good things have you done?”
I knew the consultant well, and took Fan Jing’s beautiful face and gave a kind kiss: “what am I doing?”
Fan Jing pushed away my palm: “instructor Zhang had a car accident and was admitted to the hospital. He said,” is this what you did? ”
I flatly denied: “Oh, why, something happened to the smoker, Huo Huo, what does it have to do with me if he died! Why, your majesty, do you doubt me
“Well, don’t play dumb with me!”
Fan Jing pinched the tip of my nose fiercely: “you, you, things, let you mess up, instructor Zhang, broke the pancreas,…”
I asked indifferently, “pancreas? Your majesty, what is the pancreas? Where is it in the stomach? Yes, what is it for
“You don’t know anything!”
Fan Jing loosened my nose and pointed my fingertips across my forehead. I grinned: “Your Majesty, I’m not a doctor, and I haven’t learned medicine. How can I know what pancreas is?”
Fan Jing put down her hand and stabbed me in the stomach with her fingertips: “this place, right here, is the pancreas…”
With that, Fan Jing carefully told me about the preparation position and important role of the pancreas. Listening and listening, I patted my forehead and suddenly exclaimed, “Oh, your majesty, I know, I know, I know, so, pancreas is this thing!”
“What do you know?”
Fan Jing stopped telling, but her face was still frightfully indifferent: “hum, what do you know? I think you don’t know and pretend to understand. You know everything on the surface, but you don’t know about bed wetting at night! ”
“Ha, ha, ha”
I laughed mischievously: “I don’t know about the night, I am tortured to death by her majesty every night, I,…”
“Go, go,” Fan Jing’s cold face finally showed a precious smile: “go, go, don’t say it’s useless!”
I pointed my finger at Fan Jing’s belly and said carelessly, “it’s this thing. I know that when I was a child, I had such a broken thing in the pig’s stomach when I killed a pig with my third uncle. The third uncle called it lotus pick. It was hanging on the lard, which was very difficult to pick. I don’t think it’s useful, However, it’s delicious to eat it on the grill
hearing what I said, Fan Jing couldn’t help crying and laughing: “you, you, don’t mention your third uncle. Hi, you really want to laugh me to death. You are a living treasure. I can’t do anything about you! You’re going to piss me off! You, hi, hi
Methotrexate, methotrexate, methotrexate, methotrexate
Fan Jing couldn’t help but wipe her bitter tears. My mobile phone yelled out: “Hello, oh, you, fuck, what? Go to your mother’s house and leave it for another day. ”
Fan Jing suddenly stopped laughing and grabbed my phone: “Hello, who are you? Look for Lao Zhang, Hello, if you have anything to say, just tell me, you ask me who I am? I am his classmate, oh, remember, do not know, but heard, oh, what, what, what do you say? ”
Fan Jing’s cheek turned pale, holding the phone’s small hand, shaking uncontrollably. Her eyes glared at me: “what, what, you, this is not murder, my God! Lao Zhang, “
@ P > Fan Jing returned the phone to me all over her body:” here you are, my dream, I’m round! ”
grandma cunt warned me in a vicious voice on the phone: “Lao Zhang, we are light friends, I, for you to do such a big thing, you, how can’t white me, and, this is not my own ah, I,…”
“Damn it, it’s no use to you.”
I replied, “look what you’ve done. You’re still willing to ask me for this or that. I didn’t let you compensate for the loss, even if you were the most friend!”
“Lao Zhang, if you say so, let’s have a good talk. Lao Zhang, I don’t owe you any fault. I accidentally fucked your daughter-in-law, but I didn’t owe you, my daughter-in-law, didn’t let you do it?
Lao Zhang, from childhood to adulthood, I always think that you are an understanding person and pay attention to people. After so many years of mixing, you should be clear about the social affairs and the affairs on the scene.
Friends, alcohol and tobacco do not separate, even, the critical moment, daughter-in-law can also let out.
However, if things are arranged, they are the same as doing business. One size is one size!
“Shit, don’t talk nonsense. What do you mean? Just tell me?
“Car, give me the car. What’s wrong? We’ll still be friends in the future. What should we do or what? If you want to fuck my daughter-in-law, you can do it anytime, anywhere! But you must keep your word and give me the car
Fan Jing’s body suddenly shocked: “what, you gave the car to others?”
I flatly refused: “you messed up the matter, the matter is not settled, why should I give you the car, no, I don’t, you can do what you like, hum,”
I shut down the phone.
Fan Jing’s beautiful face is extremely twisted: “Lao Zhang, you, mix with these people, there will be no good fruit to eat!”
Pig lotus pick (pancreas) thin one, pick and pinch, throw to the meat table, friends come, give friends, more or less human, if no one can send, buy pork, carry home, with a cup of hot wine, enjoy slowly, is a very comfortable thing.
Pig without lotus pick (pancreas) a dead, everything is well.
However, if a person breaks his pancreas, he will be in trouble unless he doesn’t want to live.
The heavy smoker who broke his pancreas didn’t die immediately, but he fell into hell. Life is not like death.
According to Fan Jing, the juice from the broken lotus peel (pancreas) of daguiyan flows crossly. It is a very corrosive juice. Its strength is no less than that of sulfuric acid. The overflowing juice burns the stomach of the big smoker mercilessly. The pain makes the big smoker live and die, and his mouth emits dirty blood from time to time.
No one thought that the big smoker could survive, and he knew very well that, after tossing and turning over and over again, the big smoker made wills again and again.
However, the big smoker’s head did not suffer any damage. His mind was always sober. What made me despair was that after a few months, the smoker miraculously discharged from hospital, waiting patiently for the next round of major surgery.
“Ah, I’m alive, I’m not dead, Fan Jing!”
This is the first sentence of the big smoker after he was discharged from hospital: “Fan Jing, I will not let you go as long as I have one breath left.”
Now, it’s the turn of the big smoker to fight back. His counterattack is crazy, unprecedented fierce, and extremely terrible, and Fan Jing is definitely unable to resist.
A letter exposing the truth of the hospital building, like the snow flakes of early winter, flew into the procuratorate.
Fan Jing slumped on the ground: “it’s over, this time, I’m completely finished!”
I picked up Fan Jing and put it on the bed: “Fan Jing, can’t you tell me the truth? What’s the matter
Fan Jing arranged her hair in disorder and said in a halcyon voice: “this building was built in the name of the teaching building when my father was alive. At that time, it was instructor Zhang who handled the procedures. Later, he sold it to me in the name of commercial housing. Of course, the price was quite cheap. After my father died, instructor Zhang built the building The room procedure is not complete ground, blackmail me, let me marry him
“However, no matter how cheap the price is, you also buy it. The army is willing to sell it and you are willing to buy it. What’s unreasonable?”
“Oh, no, it’s a teaching building. Once the use is changed, when the commercial housing is sold, it needs to be approved by the planning bureau!”
I was even more confused: “Fan Jing, does the army still need the approval of the local planning bureau to build houses in the barracks?”
“Well, you don’t understand. If the military house changes its use and becomes a commercial house, it must be approved by the local planning bureau. Instructor Zhang uses this to hold me. If I don’t agree with him, he will tell: it’s military land. Without approval, it can’t be developed without authorization, and it’s not allowed to be sold as commercial housing. Alas, it’s over!”