Childhood + quiet Liaohe - Chapter 109:
“Well, what do you mean?”
Fan Jing held out her hand and nodded at my forehead with a smile: “I decided to give the car to my alma mater. What are you trying to suck at?”
“Old classmate,”
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I muttered in a unique way: “you can still do business. The car given to you by others is given to your alma mater by borrowing flowers and offering Buddha! It’s worthy of being a businessman. Whatever you do, you’ll calculate your financial account! ”
“Oh, this, isn’t it?”
“No, Fan Jing. This car is specially given to you as a thank you. If you give it to someone else, I don’t think it’s very good!”
“What shall I do? Just leave it idle? ”
“Old classmate, how can you be idle?”
I tentatively said: “as the head of a college, you should also have your own car to deserve the title of Dean!”
“Oh,”
Fan Jing looked at me slyly: “but, I can’t drive, do I have to hire a driver?”
“Of course, even if you can drive, you should hire a driver! There is no boss who drives his own car, old classmate. It doesn’t cost much. ”
“Hehe, hire a driver? What kind of driver should I hire, male or female? ”
“Well, it’s up to you.”
I gave Fan Jing a knowing smile and diverted the topic: “old classmate, besides, to send a car, you should also send a meaningful car!”
“Why, is it meaningful? What kind of car to send is meaningful! ”
Fan Jing’s eyes glared at me, as if I was the owner of this hospital. Everything had to be discussed with me. I raised my face and simply climbed the donkey along the slope. In the master’s voice, she suggested: “red flag, Fan Jing, if you want to send it, you can Send a domestic famous brand car. In my opinion, a red flag car is more appropriate than any other car. Red flag, it is the owner of Mao Zedong The high-grade domestic sedan I’ve taken is very meaningful to my alma mater! ”
“Ha ha, OK,”
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Fan Jing readily agreed: “listen to you, then, I’ll buy another red flag car for my alma mater as a school anniversary gift! This car is reserved for your own use. In a few days, “Fan Jing gave me a smile and winked playfully:” you can help me hire a suitable driver! ”
“OK.”
I spat out my tongue mysteriously at Fan Jing: “OK, I didn’t say that. I’ve contacted many drivers, and I’ll hire you a good one!”
While we were talking, Fan Jing and I walked back to the dean’s office. I leaned by the broad desk and grabbed a small screen: “Oh, Fan Jing, what’s this, little TV?”
“No, it’s not.”
Fan Jing came to me and took the display screen. She said with great pride: “this is my patent product. Lo,”
Fan Jing held the display screen in one hand and pulled out a hard card: “well, this is the patent certificate I just applied for!”
“What?”
I took over the patent certificate and glanced at it hastily: “ha ha, the uterine cavity shape grapher! Old classmate, what is this for? ”
“This, this,”
Fan Jing heard the speech, and her face was slightly red. She grabbed a thin long line behind the host with her white hand, and while fiddling with me, she hesitated to introduce it: “this, this, is used to check the uterine cavity of female comrades and see what shape of contraceptive ring should be worn! That’s right
“Ha”
when I heard it, I covered my mouth and almost laughed out: “old classmate, you can really study. Women wear rings, but you should also study and study. Thank you for your imagination!”
“Hey, hey”
Fan Jing pursed her mouth, pulled the thin line, and continued to explain with a red head and a bulging face: “well, this is the host computer. After connecting the power supply, turn it on, and then, plug it in and plug it in. Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Smile: “insert, insert, insert, ha ha, lesbian There, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha It’s either round or prismatic Ha ha, ouch, it’s really hard to be a person. How can I say it? ”
“Huo Huo”
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“hee hee,”
I and Fan Jing looked at each other in four eyes. Fan Jinghong, with her small face bulging, explained and covered her small mouth, kept laughing and laughing, until her face swelled to her neck. When she saw me looking at me viciously, Fan Jing continued to smile, while she swung the thin thread and whipped my cheek in anger: “hee hee, what are you laughing at Laughter, this is science. What’s funny about it? Look at you like that. Where do you want to go! What an evil sect! Hee hee
“Huo Huo,”
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“still smile, I make you laugh, I make you laugh!”
Under my extremely uneasy gaze, Fan Jing refused to explain any more. She put down the thin thread and twisted my white palm around my ear: “I make you laugh! I make you laugh! Hee hee, “
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” ouch, “
I was struggling in a false way. My body was infatuated with Fan Jing’s fragrant chest, and her big palm deliberately pinched Fan Jing’s small hand. Fan Jing finally loosened my ears, folded her smile, looked at the host on the table, and pretended to seriously say to me,” old classmate, you just said to me that you’ve lost your job! ”
“Yes, Fan Jing, I’m now a jobless vagrant. If I go on like this, I’ll become a real blind stream in no time.”
“Hey, hey”
Fan Jing chuckled and grabbed the small screen again: “well, I’ll find you a job. You,”
when I heard Fan Jing’s words, I was excited and interrupted Fan Jing’s words excitedly: “what’s your job? Old classmate, what kind of job are you going to find for me
I am eager to gaze at Fan Jing for a long time. How eager I am. From Fan Jing’s small mouth, such words come out: old classmate, you, drive for me!
“Old classmate,”
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Fan Jing finally opened his mouth: “you, help me sell this new instrument
“What –”
when I heard Fan Jing’s words, I almost fell to the ground in despair. At the same time, I couldn’t help crying and laughing: “old classmate, thank you for your good job for me!”
“Lo,”
Fan Jing continued to make me despair, and put a small book into my hand seriously: “this is the instruction manual of the instrument. You can take it back, read it carefully, digest and understand it as soon as possible. Then, you take the prototype and go to the family planning departments of all counties, townships and towns in the whole province to sell the instrument to them!”
“Oh, my old classmate, my majesty, you are really good at employing people, and you can make fun of me! Just me, an old man with stubble beard, is carrying a so-called patent product – Gongqiang instrument. When I see the family planning department, I have the cheek to sneak in. If I meet a lesbian like you, I will ask: Comrade, buy a Gongqiang instrument! Other women asked me: what are your things for? Tell me, old classmates, I, I, how to say it
I slapped the instruction on the table: “old classmate, let me do this, you might as well kill me! I will not do this even if I am starving to death! ”
“Ha ha ha”
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seeing my funny appearance, Fan Jing bent over with a smile: “cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, oh, my mother, I really want to laugh to death! Oh, my stomach aches with laughter! Cluck, cluck, cluck
After a long time, Fan Jing finally stopped laughing, slowly lifted up her body, wiped the corner of her eyes, and the salty and astringent tears from her smile: “Hey, old classmate, don’t be angry. I’m joking with you. How can I let a big man do this kind of thing? Hey, hey.” @ @
Fan Jing took back the manual and gently took my arm: “old classmate, calm down, go, for Sorry, it’s my treat. Let’s have a drink
“Where to drink?”
I followed Fan Jing behind, a pair of color eyes, still staring at her plump ass, evil thoughts in my heart, lust hard, at the same time, greedily thinking about the new high-end car in the garage: “my majesty, this place is remote and remote, where is a decent hotel!”
“Oh,”
as she walked out of the door, Fan Jing turned around and said, “what do you mean?”
“No, no, it’s not interesting, your majesty. This place is so remote!”
“Hum,”
Fan Jing turned away her small mouth, quickly took out the key chain, took off the car key, and put it into my hand as a reward: “it’s not interesting. You can pull it down. I don’t know what’s in your mind. Don’t play with the wheel with me. Take it, drive and go to the city!”
“Ah -”
I got into the car excitedly and enjoyed everything in the car with my eyes burning. My palms trembled and touched this, that ecstasy, that pride, that happiness, which was no less than the new acquaintance with a beautiful and coquettish woman. Fan Jing beside me looked at me happily and said sweetly, “this is me The real job arranged for you, old classmate, my dear deskmate. After that, you can drive for me, will you? Well, old classmates
“Yes, yes, yes!”
Hearing Fan Jing’s words, I was so happy that I almost didn’t jump out of my chair. I was so excited that I could not hold my hands on the steering wheel. I trembled: “Dear deskmate, I would like to serve her majesty!”
“Hum,”
fan Jingjiao wrung me angrily: “you are still the same as you used to be, and you will be good-natured!”
Fan Jing raised her white hand: “driver, let’s go!”
“Yes, your majesty, where are you going?”
“Changbai Mountain Hotel!”
Fan Jing and I were chatting and laughing. Before we knew it, we came to the famous Changbai Mountain Hotel in the city. The bus had just stopped in front of the hotel. The attentive security guard rushed to the hotel, opened the door respectfully and tried to hold Fan Jing. But my majesty pushed the security guard’s arm: “thank you, I’ll do it myself.”
The waiter stalked behind Fan Jing and came to an elegant and leisurely private room. Fan Jing was an old-fashioned place to order dishes. From the attitude of the waiter, we can see that Fan Jing is a regular customer here. When the waiter came out of the private room, Fan Jing took out her mobile phone: “Hello, civil aviation ticket office? Please book me two tickets to Guangzhou!”
“Yo”
I looked at Fan Jing with a smile and joked, “why, my dear Queen, are you going on a business trip to attend the Canton Fair and sell your palace instrument?”
“Go, go, go.”
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Fan Jing put away her mobile phone and gave me a kind look: “Hey, who do you sell to? Foreigners don’t do family planning, they don’t need that stuff!”
With that, Fan Jing grabbed the glass and filled two glasses of fruit wine: “come, old classmates, old friends, for the friendship of the past! A toast
“All right, do it!”
I cheerfully raised the glass, Fan Jing picked up the glass and slapped it: “dry!”
Putting down the glass, Fan Jing murmured to herself, “Hey, my friend, ah, friend!” as she said to herself
“Well, yes, we are classmates, deskmates and friends.”
I grabbed the wine bottle, while pouring wine, there was a charming Fan Jing. After a cup of fruit wine, Fan Jing’s face became more and more red, and her mouth was dripping with crystal wine beads. Hearing my words, fan Jingchong gave me a naughty smile: “friend, when a friend meets a friend, it is to drink big wine!”
“Ha, old classmates, old deskmates, old friends, you are so interesting!”
I raised my glass again: “come on, friend, since it is a friend to meet a friend, it is to drink big wine! Let’s have another one! Do – “
” do it, do it! ”
Gulu, another cup of fruit wine, poured into Fan Jing’s stomach. In an instant, my extremely sacred majesty, the queen, couldn’t help feeling a little elated. She grabbed Mike beside her and sang loudly: “friends, friends,…”
“Well, well, well sung!”
I put down my glass and clapped my hands in a most flattering way, cheering for my majesty, “well, well, well sung, well sung!”
“Friend,”
Fan Jing turned around and put Macintosh in her hand: “you, too, let me enjoy it
“Your Majesty, which one do you want to hear?”
“Old classmate, I’ll never forget. When I was in middle school, you sang the song” night in the suburbs of Moscow “at the new year’s Day party. You can sing this song. As soon as I hear this song, I will return to my happy youth
“OK”
I stood up and cleared my throat. With the melodious and desolate melody, I freely sang, sang and sang. Fan Jing quietly came to my side and put her arms around my waist: “old classmate, ah, I’m so happy!”
“Your Majesty,”
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looking at Fan Jing, who is a bit drunk, I shake off Mike and put my big mouth, which is full of wine gas, against Fan Jing’s warm lips and scrape them gently. Fan Jing raises her hot face: “old classmate, do you want to love?”
“Yes,”
I replied dazzled. Fan Jing loosened my waist: “OK, let’s go
“Hum,” Fan Jing, who was completely drunk, pressed her dizzy head on my shoulder as soon as she got back to the car. “Hem, when a classmate sees a classmate, he is just making a pair of shoes!”